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breaking news: the Worst person you know is trying out ethical nonmonogomy

you people seem to have unlocked an alternate reality version of spongebob where everything is cunty and everyone has extensions/acrylic nails and they all talk about sucking cock instead of jellyfishing or krabby patties. i’ve seen the show and they don’t do that.

bro doesn't know the weight of his immortal soul. bro is spiritually imbalanced. bro is never achieving inner piece.

beebus

@BunnyLoveErin he got sent to the hallways for buffoonery 😞

this dude is learning. my guy is getting an education

There is an insane amount of Steve Albini recordings you could highlight, but the fact that him and Jason Molina got this in the first take will always be his peak to me. open.spotify.com/track/5Plx6Ohv…

(walking into a headshop) hey do you have any Cool Weed for Grownups

(not really)

i'm on that jordan peterson shit (benzodiazepines)

bet you wish you could have his swag...

what the fuck

i don't have any resolutions for 2024. i am however aspiring to be more of a hater this coming year

thank you to all my new followers 😘🥰

your evil schemes have never been foiled. you wouldn't get it

had a seizure typing this

interesting how a lot of self-id'd transsexuals (the dolls) love to make fun of the r/traa archetype transfemmes (programmer socks) like they both aren't terminally online posters maybe it's better to be cringe than to have no personality at all tbh