
Consider me hyperbole
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Consider me hyperbole
@VFXpapa
New to fatherhood and coping the only way I know how.
Vancouver, British Columbia Katılım Mart 2012
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@lafocapeloda I literally don’t know how to scam anybody 🤷♂️
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@mehdirhasan Still more credible than Mehdi....
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@OpaquecakeCross @KyivIndependent Don’t do that. You’re not paying for a service; like ordering a Big Mac and expecting it super-sized or something.
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⚡️WSJ: US senators support $50-100 billion aid package for Ukraine.
Senators from both sides have spoken in favor of a “one-and-done” Ukraine aid package, which could be passed before the expiration of the current spending bill on November 17.
kyivindependent.com/wsj-u-s-senato…
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@WanderingGlass @HRRevels1 Sitting still and being murdered.
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@HRRevels1 How the fuck did he get shot *57* times from that distance?
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57 bullets shot into a person with his hands in the air - is *not* objectively reasonable under the law.
philip lewis@Phil_Lewis_
The Georgia State Troopers who shot an activist 57 times during a protest of Atlanta's "Cop City" will not face charges for the killing. huffpost.com/entry/no-charg…
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@HouseGOP @RepStefanik When the fuck have you ever lead anything except the rapid and steady erosion of rights of Americans?
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@JimmyPatronis Holy fuck the replies here are so stupid it’s clear Twitter is truly dead and all that’s left are the blue-check scavengers picking the remains.
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@JimmyPatronis Are you an idiot? You know this isn’t taxpayer money, right?
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@patriottakes They’ve never understood population density, and they never fucking will.
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@vlly_ghst_rtrns @bardamu100 @wAKetheSL @bronzeagemantis @GlycineMilitant Conservative reporter tried to stoke fear of Dems and city life in general, and this woman rightfully mocked him for being afraid of his own shadow.
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@bardamu100 @wAKetheSL @bronzeagemantis @GlycineMilitant I see everyone posting this image but haven't seen the clip and don't know where to see it. What does she say?
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Look at this leftist crying like a baby because he can't handle the realities of urban life. These hicklibs need to go back to their safe socialist podunk towns. Can't handle the big leagues.
John Ganz@lionel_trolling
What you gotta understand about these fucking people is that they’re just essentially really pieces of shit who’ve discovered an ideological framework to rationalize and accommodate that
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@RepMTG And America would fall to pieces. Quite literally; he’d dismantle the American government and you want it that way.
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@gdavis451 @AlexMLeo @yhdistyminen Dude, what? You’ve just conflated sexual attraction with love. They can be completely different things, and both can change over time.
If you suddenly looked like Thor, she would love you just the same, but it’s understandable she’d want to bang you a lot more often.
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@AlexMLeo @yhdistyminen if this is true, that's even worse
i'm a man, but if my partner became more sexually aroused by me after i lost weight, that would be a deal breaker
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Imagine losing a bunch of weight and discovering your husband was basically half-assing your marriage all those years because he didn't find you attractive
Irrespective of whether she's "right", this is an understandable point of view, and I suspect many women would agree
Reddit Lies@reddit_lies
Woman loses weight and gets healthy Husband gets more romantic with her "This made me hate him. Why couldn't he treat me like this when I was fat?!"
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@yhdistyminen I’ve been on a weight loss and fitness regimen for several months and my wife has commented about how my physique is improving and her attractiveness to me… Honestly it’s been awesome and I have felt encouraged to keep going. It doesn’t mean our marriage is broken 🤷♂️
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@DomGuerra22 @mikethenavyguy @bruce_arthur @jordanbpeterson Define triggered… because if it’s "Tired of Conservatives pushing the country ever-closer to fascism and I wish they’d just move to Russia already" then yeah…
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@mikethenavyguy @bruce_arthur @jordanbpeterson I love it when lefties get triggered for a little hash tag 🤣
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@SwitchAtoll @JesseFrom612 @RepJasonCrow So if I told you I didn’t agree with this tweet, and also that your "whataboutism" in no way changed my mind about the total ineffectiveness of McCarthy, and the complete fascist bent the GOP has been on for over a decade, would that make any difference to you?
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@SwitchAtoll @JesseFrom612 @RepJasonCrow What the actual fuck are you talking about? Are you implying that all Democrats are Communists?
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@VFXpapa @JesseFrom612 @RepJasonCrow Worth more than a Marxist grift that hates America
twitter.com/Blklivesmatter…
Black Lives Matter (BLM)@Blklivesmatter
Rest in Power #FidelCastro
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@JesseFrom612 @RepJasonCrow Dems enable the clown minority in the GOP because they know it'll help Biden.
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@SpeakerMcCarthy Not even 24 hours later, bro got ratioed in his own house.
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