El Flute de la Feña

the chopped n slopped concept:

a taught hide makes a nice drum

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madrugada

@Brick_Suit Jesus took the wheel on that one.

Red car gets fully airborne yet somehow the driver saves it and avoids hitting the wall barriers. Probably needed new underwear though.

@TheAtlasSociety spinless twats

This is what Orwell warned his country about...

SAM finding out he's UNC "I WANT U TO STFU"

@MagneticNorse new ski run

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

When my ibs is acting up: "you work for me asshole"

@TheCinesthetic his 1911 was not cocked and locked?? idk bro, I'm in ww2 I'm gonna leave one in the chamber

Thinking about the Saving Private Ryan (1998) helmet scene. 😂

Can some of the “Hot Girls for Zohran” help clean up the trash? Thx

@FBGreatMoments Man he's such a pleasure to watch. Was a big inspiration to me when I played tailback in hs (like sproles, I was not the biggest but I'd make you miss and burn past u) -- I imagine he's no spring chicken anymore. He was from Olathe Ks (kc suburb) and played for KSU my alma mater.

Darren Sproles in open space? Good luck 😮‍💨

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@drantbradley they're literally binge drinking champagne and wine

Cornell men get it. Dinner parties are far better than binge drinking at bars with music so loud you can’t talk. This was 1950s–early 60s young adult culture. Dinner parties > bars. Who’s cooking? How are the guys dressed? Do SEC/ACC/Big10 state-school guys do this too?

best in show

worked all of my three jobs today, continuous 18hrs. made 450$ nb.

@kadirizmoloji @Carter_OW I'm so glad when I go to the grocery store to buy eggs it's $3.81 cheaper for me than it is for him.

@Carter_OW It is called as "business" not a charity. They will try to maximize their income at every chance.

My eyes are very bad, I can't drive due to it. Taking Uber/cabs to work, I've noticed something. Over time, Uber will raise the price if they reason that you *must* go to a place. That you rely on them. From $9.50avg to $23avg within 6 months. I wrote a small program to - Create new uber account - Create new proxy credit card - Request ride to given destination from current Back down to $9.50 avg. Tech companies are so comically evil that it's transcended unfunny.

@GTAVI_Countdown honestly surprised the Burj only cost 1.5B

GTA 6 has a higher rumored budget and a longer development time than the tallest building on the planet, Burj Khalifa. This is insane to think about.

@xAviation Vertical Stabilizer needs a: How's my Flying? Call 1-800-XxX-XxxX bumper sticker

[L84D8] late for date

@Sassafrass_84 Hope you put an air tag in his coat so you can find which tree to pull his mangled corpse from. Bad dad.

He's in the next area code. You are so f*cked. 🤣🤣🤣