bob ass fuck

everyday is april fools when u like men

deadmau5 was so right i lowkey do remember

space laces is the blueprint for the fact that “heavy” electronic music does not have to be corny

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war

the intimacy of being understood

high as hell at this party and this dude just walked in...

i love it when g jones

I think I need to crash out publicly more often, I think it would make me feel better

Idc if we’re beefing, if you wanna go see a movie with me lemme know im down ill put the beef aside for cinema 💯

update: day 2 of having a job again and I’m already over it

I can be trusted around pussy

arbys hate is so forced and I’m not afraid to say it

I GOT THE MF JOB WE DONT HAVE TO GO BALD!!!!! WERE SALARY BITCH

just did 3/3 interviews and the last one was 2 and a half hours if I don’t get this one I will actually shave my head this time

the coolest people you’ll ever meet have less than 1k followers

@DietCokeCowboy been saying

Turns out caffeine is actually a myth and everyone just needs a 3 hour nap in the middle of the day

airport food is interesting like ok imma snack on this parfait i guess

had a dream last night that I was in high school again and the teachers made everyone stand up and tell me what they thought of me