
Vice President Greg Heffley
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Vice President Greg Heffley
@VPOBB2025
13th Vice President of Bikini Bottom. VP to @POBB2025. Non-Government account is @GregHeffley2011


🚨BREAKING: Case BB-33561 has reached a verdict! SpongeBob SquarePants receives 1 month jail time, families impacted recieve reparations, and SpongeBob as well receives suspension of presidential elections for 1 term if agreed on by the supreme court.

Here is the full proposal:

We have officially detained SpongeBob SquarePants (@Spongester99) and he is currently being sent to jail to await his court date.

Anyone calling for riots is not fit for leadership Squidward and I are advocates for peace, and anything to the contrary stands in opposition to the benefit of our citizens It’s times like these where I have comfort in the results, it’s a shame we almost elected a fearmonger

Reports of first deaths are coming in: Protesters-6 injured, 2 deaths Police-3 injured, 1 death It is unclear who opened fire first

🚨BREAKING NEWS: SpongeBob SquarePants of the ROCK Party is saying to “riot” and march to the Blue House to demand respect! This is coming out of his allegations about the recent election being rigged!

BREAKING NEWS: It’s time for the Bikini Bottom Election! Vote for who you want to become the next Bikini Bottom President!

🚨BREAKING🚨: President Gary has pardoned his scallop which he named “Clammy.” This is the second year of this ongoing tradition for presidents of Bikini Bottom during thanksgiving.

🚨UPDATE🚨 13 victims have been identified: All are nematodes 11 were Saint Nemaland citizens 2 were Bikini Bottom Citizens




