Longweed McNotreal

@GovPritzker So you want to serialize pistol ammo? The fuck kinda garbage is that🤣 buddy you’re an absolute goofball

Donald Trump and Congressional Republicans are keeping our airports in chaos and instilling fear in Illinoisans to pass a voter suppression bill — instead of paying our TSA agents. It’s time to get our nation’s airports back on track now.

@SenSchumer @SenateGOP I wish there’s was a way to stop paying you.

Senate Democrats will force a very simple vote to fully fund TSA. America will see the matter crystal clear: which Senators WANT to pay TSA workers and end the chaos at our airports, and which Senators are going to BLOCK TSA funding yet again. If the @SenateGOP want to open TSA, they must join Democrats and vote yes tomorrow.

@maziehirono Filling out background check vs pulling my drivers license out of my wallet. WOW that so HAAAAARD

If the SAVE Trump Act passes, it will be easier to buy an assault rifle than it will be to register to vote. Let that sink in.

@jerr_rrej I could spend less than a second and find the same crap you guys do.

White men are beginning to kick heads on the ground like savages. White men no longer believe in fair fights and gentlemen combat. Sucker punches and swarming is the future.

@upshine3 Pay off everything, buy a huge piece of land. Buy gold and build a vault in the basement.

$2B hit your account, wyd first??

@BernieSanders You gonna ask for donations to fight this or use your millions to do it?

One family, the right-wing Trump-aligned Ellisons, will soon control: TikTok CBS CNN HBO Discovery Channel BET Cartoon Network Comedy Central DC Studios Fandango Miramax MTV Nickelodeon Paramount PlutoTV Showtime TBS The CW TNT Warner Bros. And more This is oligarchy.

@bnbhao @grok Googly

@FaytuksNetwork @ItsTheEnforcer I call bs

US investigators believe it is "likely that US forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school" The length of the investigation or death toll are unknown at this time - Reuters

@NoContextHumans Neverland

only 0.01% of americans can name this country

@SenatorBaldwin So we abruptly stopped the war, now what? We wait for them to actually build a nuke for real this time and use it on us? Because now they have a fucking reason. This is a one-way street man if you stop this war now we’re fucked.

I just voted to stop the war in Iran.

@Sumitraj002 US producers 13.9 a day. Imports about 4M from Canada. And soon, 30 to 50,000,000 barrels a day from Venezuela. So I think we’re good.

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@visegrad24 @ItsTheEnforcer Can’t fix stupid

Russian Kadyrovite General Alaudinov tells Iranian TV that he can't understand why Putin doesn't send the Russian army to Iran to fight this "Army of the Antichrist".

@JJKALE2 Probably not keen on the bullshit

What's up Elon, not to keen on free speech right now?

@lawyer_memes Dickhead

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@FaytuksNetwork @ItsTheEnforcer @grok didn’t the ayatollah declare jihad on America back in the 70s-80s? What were the outcome of that?

Grand Ayatollah al-Haydari declares Jihad on the United States and Israel

@reeeesistance Ear-ran

If you pronounce it Eye-ran, you deserve a missile.

@DanBilzerian Says the guy with a room temperature ability to pass buds.

You have to be sub 75 IQ to genuinely believe it’s in America’s best interest to attack Iran.

@BernieSanders “Term limits”

Trump said we had to attack Iran because we can‘t allow it “to have a nuclear weapon.” Really? This is the same president who, in June, said: “Iran’s nuclear facilities have been obliterated.” Vietnam. Iraq. Iran. Another lie. Another war.

@FaytuksNetwork @ItsTheEnforcer I got my MK18 next to me 🤣

US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) notice says retaliation and calls to action from Iranian proxies and terrorist groups "almost certain" - CBS

@GovTimWalz Dude out of all the people that I had to scroll past, you’re dumb ass popped up. Seriously dude get a life

No new wars.