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@Kijanayamanu @polo_kimanii Mambo gani haya? 😂😂

@polo_kimanii Bro huwa hauchoki kuomba na hata matiti hujawahi kuona

Mama yangu! Angalia mali. Huyu sasa aki ata akiniambia Ruto aingie mpaka 2032,alafu george ruto naye achukue aingie mpaka 2070 siwezi pinga,nasema tu Yes bebi. Juu ashanikamata Mrembo skiza, Ati unaitwa eve maina? Do aje,si twende kwa AG kesho tufanye ile kitu,ndio nikuitange eve wa mine ah! Mi nitakutunza,wachana na hao ma hyena Hukai kuwa na mambo mob,husumbuliwi na issues minor Unanikumbusha my uncle wainaina Nadai nikubuyie helicopter,nikupelekange Cairo Alafu pilot hapo mbele ni kairo Si tukiwa nyuma tumekaa in row Tukifanya raw,hadi uanze kuspiral Nikikuchora tatoo na biro Dont reply bebi,I dont deserve you at all

@Adele_lide Sasa na wewe hiyo ni analysis umekuja nayo hapa,ati selective criticism? You are just a disaster.

Anthony Muheria is one of the most BIASED and TRIBAL archbishops in Kenya He never criticized Uhuru because his brother Dr. Patrick Njoroge was working in Uhunye's government as CBK's governor Muheria was dead silent when inflation was 9.6%. Muheria was quiet when bodies were being retrieved in the River Yala Muheria was silent when Kenya was losing ksh 2B daily under Uhuru Kenyatta Muheria was silent when coffee farmers were earning peanuts Muheria was silent when Uhuru Kenyatta was recklessly borrowing, misappropriating, and stashing in offshore accounts Muheria was dead silent when roads had stalled Muheria was dead silent when the cost of fertilizer was Ksh 7500 Muheria was silent when Unga was 250 SAY NO TO SELECTIVE CRITICISM

@nixonkelly553 @DanChepta Hujai harasiwa na karao bila makosa wewe! Ile siku utafanyiwa injustice ndio utaelewa kwa nini hao wasee wako na hasira namna hiyo!

@DanChepta Kwanini utusi police na ako kazi? You can b this old and still depend on someone . Waende ndani tu.

Mambo imechemuka hapa. Unajua nitapigia Ruto sai !! Weuh 🤣 🤣 🤣

@NeroChe563087 @polo_kimanii Ugali ya njugu inapikika kweli!? Sasa ulikula ujinga si ndio? 😂😂😂😂

@polo_kimanii wah - nlikwenda kufungia mburundi WiFi - sijui aje akanikaribisha ugali ya njugu na nyama mpaka sai sielewi ju ilikuwa inataste samaki - alafu ni date 17 huko -NJAA ! sikuumwa tumbo wala kuharisha but nowadays mahesabu hunipiga chenga mbaya sana - nafeel nimekuwa zuzu kiaina 🤥

Na nyinyi Techinicians mafundi wa kuenda repairs kwa wenyewe nawaambia mchunge sana. Before accepting food from any client first check their nationality. Because some of these people cook and eat things you can never think can be eaten. For example ukienda kwa client,upate ni mzambia chunga sana akikuwekea chakula inakaa githeri ya black na supu ya red. Hiyo si githeri ndugu yangu,hiyo ni caterpillar bwana. Hiyo utahara mpaka mkundu ikue blue kama brukenge Ukienda kilimani,alafu upate client ni Mnigeria na wamepika nyama,waambie umeshiba. Hutaki chakula. Something about Nigeria,because they’re too many,overtime theres been scarcity on things to eat,so they eat anything at their disposal. Na wamezoea sasa mpaka haiwaaffect. Kule Abuja nakwambia mende ni staple food,na kono kono. Ujinga ikikuingia kwa iyo kichwa yako ikwambie ukule kidogo,bwana you will vomit even your kidney Mimi pale Gigiri kwa Mzungu nilikula matawi ingine ijaiva inaitwa Brocolli,nakwambia mpaka sahii bado siwezi risk kuwachilia hewa. Juu hewa inatoka na El nino bwana. Ni mungu tu atusaidie sisi wa kulelewa na githeri aki. Khabusie!

@TarkelTarus @Monte2Montes If this is what u call thinking, wacha ikae! You are a disaster

@Monte2Montes Atleast with the brain that you claim I have, it better you recognise that I think unlike you.

President Ruto should stop dismissing Kenyans with polished GDP figures, fake growth numbers and fake hustler narratives. Almost every Kenyan has a story of a relative, friend, or neighbour who was stable two or three years ago but is now struggling to survive. He should leave the podium, go to the ground, and see the real economy....shops closing because rent cannot be paid, businesses dying because customers have no buying power, families skipping basics, and young people losing hope. Go to CBD for instance and see empty shops and stalls. This tough-headed dismissiveness is exactly what pushed the country into the deadly Finance Bill crisis. Kenyans pleaded, warned, protested, and still the government behaved like citizens were the problem. By the time the climbdown came, families were mourning. The fact that Oscar Sudi and the people around him are doing well does not mean the economy is okay. Their wealth is not Kenya’s economy. The real economy is in the kiosks, salons, workshops, farms, markets, rental houses, and homes where people are quietly breaking. Ruto must stop lecturing hungry people about growth. A country is not doing well because those around power are eating. A country is doing well when ordinary people can breathe.

@KyaloIntel Hii hasira yote ni ya nini?

Bob Collymore with his wealth, money, social status, education level, not to forget his handsomeness, married a lady with two kids. Wewe hapo na boxer moja, unaishi single room Pipeline ama Thika road, no shillings kwa account, huna sura, hata nyumbani huna NYUMBA, you are busy posting on Twitter how you cannot marry a lady with a kid/s. A broke man always has a broke mind.... Its only a fool and a broke man that talks bad about single mums.

@bakhita_esther Why would I live a lie, that I already discovered? Women should know that loyalty in a marriage is not something optional but mandatory.

DNA testing is breaking many families apart, and in the end, it’s the children who suffer most. There should be laws regarding these tests. For instance, if you have been a present father, you shouldn't be able to abandon the children just because you find out you aren't their biological parent.

@evenmaina This is a joke! Mimi walinifanyia same, alafu tena nikaona ati lazima niingie na data za safaricom ni turn off WiFi. Ilibidi nika uninstall takataka from my phone, sitaki ufala. Mpesa app was awesome, and I don't even know why they disbanded it

We need a national prayer day for safaricom. A few minutes ago I was using this app na sai wanadai hawanijui.

@sholard_mancity First of all, why do they force us to use safaricom data to access this app, and yet some of us have WiFi internet?

Safaricom removed a perfectly working M-Pesa app and forced this ‘one app’ on everyone, for what? It keeps freezing, lagging, crashing, and can’t even search contacts properly. Now, after the latest update, I need a SIM card on my phone just to use an app in 2026?? Did anyone even test this thing before rollout? Nothing about this is better. Nothing. People are just enduring it because there’s no alternative. You can’t tell me I’m the only one dealing with this

In all honesty,I love and want the European football fans to continue being hostile towards the kenyan fans. The African man must know his place. Buana You cannot be asleep in your toilet sided one bedroom rental in kilimani calling yourself a manchester united die hard fan and thinking you’re equal to the manchester fans in Europe. Where is the shame you ignorant bastad? Imagine a mzungu in Denmark called himself a Gor mahia die hard fan. You can pretend all you want but we both know All you would see in him is performance. He wouldn’t look authenticity. That is the same case here. And some of you are so over your heads,to a point you speak like you have shares in these European clubs. Ati mbappe anakuja kwetu next season, wapi ? Mbappe anakuja kawangware stano? Are you mad! And you can convince yourself football is a global sport and all that,but spain has la liga,Italy has serie A,America has MLS,Britain has UEFA and kenya has KPL. So the European fans are wondering why you have left KpL to go and support a team that totally doesn’t represent you,ata wewe mwenyewe huezi jibu hii swali. Umepotea! Ni akili mtamea nyinyi nawaambia. Khabusie!

is this AI?......for I have never heard of such wisdom from a lady

@Realkangethe Mimi naye naeza taka kujua ni nani alupeana information kwa prezo, ati pikipiki zinatumia mafuta ya taa😂😂

Ruto VS RiggyG🙆🙆 Ruto must be very bitter with Mutuse & his chap chap party boss Alfred Mutua who he used to impeach his truthful deputy president 🤣🤣Akina Sudi walimwambia jamaa atasaulika na week mbili manze!!

@PhysicsJ7 @TBoundBuses Hii nayo apana🤣🤣

Nimeanza kuamini Rais amezungukwa na Useless peoples. Au ni mpango wa kumdhalilisha unaendelea🤔 Yani Lita 1 iuzwe Milioni 2 na bado anasema amerekebishwa🫢🫢

@eno74657 @y3naware Malisaa, 🤣🤣

@y3naware You can go yourself so that we can see how you will do it instead of yapping

If NASA is really in Space, what aren’t they showing us the sun and other planets? Like show us the whole planetary system rather than just the Earth and the moon.

@SAM_LUMINOSO @y3naware 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@y3naware You think that the planets are side by side like houses on the same street?

@firstpost @SaroyaHem Where is Palki?

VantagethisWeek with @SaroyaHem -Iran Claims US F-35 Jet Shot Down -US Drops More Bunker Buster Bombs on Iran -'India in Safe Hands' Iran's Hormuz Promise -5-Point Plan: China-Pak Peace Push in West Asia -India's Arms Exports Surge: $4 Billion, All-time High

@lol202322023 @ivymuthe 😹😹😹

@ivymuthe Huyu ndio beautiful?

Forget Koinange! Beautiful Ladies are parading themselves along City Hall Way as early as 10:30 PM offering paid “mechi” as RUTO’s harsh economy bites

@BrainerDoc @themayor_ke Aaah, pole basi🤣

@VYonga5208 @themayor_ke Eeeh

This man may look weak right now but in the unlikely event he wins in 2027, he will quickly abolish the term limits and that’s how we will be done for a very long time.

@paulinenjoroge Nilijua Trump ni wazimu mwingine

This morning, a visit to several petrol stations is already painting a worrying picture. Fuel is running out. If this continues, by Tuesday the situation could become dire. Meanwhile, tensions are escalating globally. Trump has threatened to strike oil targets in Iran, starting with the largest if the Strait of Hormuz is not reopened within hours. If Iran retaliates by targeting oil facilities across the Gulf, then we are looking at a full blown crisis. And when that happens, the shockwaves will not spare us.