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Expected Dems to sit back for a while and give "Look what you did" vibes as Americans got punished. Did not expect them to lie down and shrug. Expected Republicans to push back as lines were crossed. Congress will be powerwashed between now and '30. Do something. ANYTHING.

@JustinWolfers You're the best. I'm working on a theme song for you set to the Perry the Platypus song from P&F 🎵He's a semi-neurotic economist who gives fractions... (I'll sleep on it and see how it goes)

A 60-year low in sentiment is a big deal because the baseline is already tough: this survey has lived through recessions, inflation, wars, and financial crises. And yet this is worse.⁣ ⁣ Read the full analysis on Substack: newsletter.platypuseconomics.com/p/consumer-sen…

@dieworkwear @EliMcCann I also like the first photo. I don't believe your heart was in your smile. My blonde eyebrows are also offset by a strong frame. If you're going to use it for 7 more years, it's a good neutral that goes well with any direction you wander. ❤️🍀

@EliMcCann I think you look nice in all of them, but I like the first photo best.

@MikeRunsMiles @realDonaldTrump Somebody needs to meld this Bo Burnham intro with the Presidential fist pumps

@realDonaldTrump How many dicks can this man jerk simultaneously?

@MetamateDaz Cheerful shout-out for the app "Too Good to Go" where places you already know and like give you a mystery bag for like 3 or 5 bucks of what they'd throw away. They have groceries too, with specific mystery bags of produce or meat. Good luck to all of us. *sigh* 🍀

so after doing the math I’ve realized if I eat a chipotle bowl every day that’s only about $80 a week, which is MUCH LESS less money than I’ve been spending on weekly groceries

@WongUpdates Ohhh, commenters, I'm really late to the party. Wong is a character in Dr. Strange. This account says strange things and interjects Wong into some of them. There might be an Asian joke that a Boomer-age person like myself would make about Wrong v Wong. 👍

Antony Starr reveals that they shot an alternate ending for ‘THE BOYS’ where Homelander wins. “He fucking kills everyone and scorches the entire planet. Oh well, it will never see the light of day.” (via: variety.com/2026/tv/news/t…)

@ChrisSexfield @StinksRico @WongUpdates Ohhhh this is ...uh, parody? Troll for the love of the game, or is it funny sometimes?

@StinksRico @WongUpdates Bro this is Wong updates lmao

@MildnYYak @WongUpdates THANK you. I read it, and then I scanned it, and then I just closed it and sorta slunk to the comments and wondered about early-onset dementia.

@WongUpdates Lying… that shit is not in the article. Nobody in the comments knows because they don’t read.

@CrnchyMama @atrupar @heyman_von He gets an extra day! Markets closed Monday for Memorial Day (aka Suckers and Losers Day) so who knows what's next. Hydrate and rest your eyes for the next flood of news.

@atrupar @heyman_von It’s Friday afternoon, time to mess with the markets before the weekend so he can set up the usual Sunday PM market tweak before markets open next week

I fear Trump skipping his son's birthday to spend the weekend in DC -- something he normally isn't keen to do -- is a sign we should brace for him to do something crazy this weekend

@leftcoastbabe @atrupar Markets are closed Monday for the holiday. That gives him time to pull a Venezuela and be back in time to soothe people with money.

@atrupar My money's on invading Cuba.

@dandc01 @samstein Happy Memorial Day to all, including the Dumocrat suckers and losers and haters (separate from the suckers and losers of injured and dead soldiers) who are trying to stop Trump. This country was DEAD 2 years ago and now it's the hottest...

@samstein It's only Friday. Just wait for the Memorial Day bleet. I"m sure it'll be measured, rational, and presidential.

you see folks, we should be grateful that Trump just didn't take the $10b settlement himself

@DrewSmith_33 @samstein He loves Al Capone. Not going down like Capone did, no Sir!

@samstein The supposed “no audits of me or my family for eternity” might be worth way more than that if they basically get total immunity from paying taxes forever

@samstein How is he supposed to bribe J6ers to guard the bunker when the military declines to do so? This must move forward!

@gtconway3d PSA for pet owners who might not have heard of it... mobile vets will come to your home when you decide it's time. ($400-ish) Never rush you. They hug you. They notify your vet. They bring you ashes and a pawprint if you'd like. Never take The Last Drive again. ❤️

Clyde's dad, from whom he inherited his smile and sweetness 💕🥲

@SaveStandard This would be something farmers don't like, right? Might as well kick them while they're down before they sell.

Mr. President, Daylight Saving Time forces Americans to wake an hour earlier than Standard Time and does not create more daylight. Permanent Daylight Saving Time would make winter mornings dangerously dark, with some sunrises occurring as late as 9am. For the sake of public health, safety, and better sleep, please restore permanent Standard Time!

@TizzyEnt I can't tell when she successfully got the hank of hair ripped out. If they were swinging on her after, yikes, but to get her to let go... Moms with real hair cut it short when they have babies because it's so painful to have it yanked. Hope another camera angle is in there.

Justice for Anita Grayson.

@danpfeiffer The usual thought in my head when I hear Ken Martin is "I couldn't pick him out of a lineup." We all can mull 6 things we did wrong or we could pick something, ANYTHING, to make a stand on instead of "We're not them." Healthcare in the lead instead of things we'll codify?

1. It's hard to imagine anyone handling anything worse than Ken Martin handled the DNC autopsy. It was a disaster of his own making, and it's sufficient evidence that he is not the right person to lead the DNC at this time.

@goldstar002 This resonated with me. My father is the same age with the same advanced dementia, and I've always called my conversations with him "Filling the silence." He cannot stop talking and then loops around to his greatest hits.

#greenscreen #greenscreenvideo This video is my opinion 🤓 #maga #trump #health

@therealKripke @TheBoysTV Did you have a Star Wars movie to get to so you rushed S5 and made the actors cry at the table read? You do get partial credit for having wild shit IRL match up with S4 months after it had aired and then this season's crystal ball.

OMG this is his review of what @TheBoysTV did to Homelander, I’ll never get a better review ever. #TheBoys

@TVietor08 Trump wants to get going on Cuba because Marco traded his soul for it. Has Bibi gotten what he needed out of Lebanon where we can close the book on Iran?

A letter of intent to begin a month of negotiations over reopening the Strait of Hormuz does not solve anything. It just drags this crisis out another 30 days.

@cptdankkk @dannycantalk Deli meat is 10+ a pound and cheese 5+ If you get the vacuum packs on a sale, you might be able to pull off a cheaper sandwich. PBJ, bologna. Canned fish and canned chicken like Costco has been tracking. Beef is ridonkulous.

@dannycantalk what kind of sandwich is only 99 cents besides PB&J

Kevin O'Leary says most people waste $15,000 a year on stupid stuff like $5 coffees "Stop buying coffee for five dollars and fifty cents" "You go to work and you spend $15 bucks on a sandwich, what are you an idiot. It costs you 99 cents to make a sandwich at home and bring it with you" "Bring your own water, your own drink or your own coffee mug. You start to add that up every day it's a ton of money" "Most people starting on their job making their first $60,000 piss away about $15,000 a year"