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@ditzkoff @CantEverDie

@CantEverDie he's so not mad. he's even laughing.

is it bad that the wealthiest people in the world talk and laugh at things in ways indistinguishable from middle school children

@atrupar God this shit is so boring

Trump: "The 25 worst cities are blue. Blue means dumocrat"

Marco Rubio when he finds out he has to be a Russian agent tomorrow

@samstein "pertaining to government" aka my son sucks and it won't be all about me.

Trump won't attend his son's wedding.

@samstein Can’t believe he would do that to someone he’s known from a very long time

@samstein It's only Friday. Just wait for the Memorial Day bleet. I"m sure it'll be measured, rational, and presidential.

you see folks, we should be grateful that Trump just didn't take the $10b settlement himself

@atrupar He looks like a Jodey.

Rep. Jodey Arrington says Trump's taxpayer-funded J6 slush fund is "an appropriate use of tax dollars"

@cturnbull1968 @MargoMartin47 @SecMullinDHS Because everybody in the Trump Administration is a fucking cosplaying qunt.

@atrupar This is what happens when you sell your soul.

NESTERAK: President Trump has granted clemency to numerous individuals who have stolen hundreds of millions in Medicaid funds. Can we expect any of these folks to be shown the same mercy? McDONALD: I'll take a different question

@atrupar Hahahahaha. The party of family values

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

@Acyn His brain is mush

Trump on Birthright Citizenship: And it has to do with the babies of slaves. It doesn't have to do with the babies of very rich people coming into the country. One of them came in with 57 children. Okay? 57 children

@SarahHuckabee NY ranks 1st in our country in education. But trying to explain that to the governor of Arkansas, which ranks 47th, is probably a lost cause.

@Slipshod19 @GovPressOffice

@GovPressOffice Amazing how you can just pretend to not understand what he meant.

Donald Trump says he enjoys the death of our American heroes. Donald Trump is scum.

@AlexShultz @daveweigel He’s gonna switch parties because he has no where else to go.

New: I spoke to a dozen sources about John Fetterman's dwindling inner circle; his closest confidant is now an unpaid adviser named David Safier, who's jokingly referred to as "chief" by staffers. Fetterman's actual chief of staff quit yesterday nymag.com/intelligencer/…

@daniel_1679 Surrender your license.

As a senior driver, reverse or drive forward to remove it? 🤔

@Acyn WHAT THE FUCK

CNN: Would you be okay with people who were convicted of hurting police, getting taxpayer money? Blanche: Just to be clear, people that hurt police get money all the time.

@Acyn why isn't he wearing his barn jacket costume? Sad

PabloReports: What do you make of Donald Trump doing 3,700 stock trades? Burchett: Is it legal? I think it is. He reported it. It’s within the law. PabloReports: Should the law be changed? Burchett: One thing about Trump, it’s costing him money being in here. You have guys that come in here not worth anything and then they are worth millions doing those exact number of trades… I doubt Trump is individually making those trades. He’s got brokers that do that and manage his money just like a lot of them do up here.

@atrupar Someone taught him how to say “vegan” correctly so now he has to show it off. Yesterday it was “vagan”. He’s an asshole

Trump on Talarico: "He believes in six genders, he takes hits at Jesus Christ, he's wearing a mask six months ago. Anybody wearing a mask six months ago doesn't get it. And he's a vegan! He's a vegan in Texas."