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Vaapaddoesfantasy

@Vaapadfantasy

Dynasty fantasy football creator, former Wild Hearthstone creator, Lions Kool Aid drinker, Father.

Katılım Ağustos 2017
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Dynasty Day Traders
Dynasty Day Traders@DynoDayTraders·
hey bro I was messing around on KTC and I think I’d actually do this even though I’d be overpaying for Gibbs. Great deal for you.
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Kevin
Kevin@Daboys_22·
When my league-mate sends me a paragraph on why the trade he sent me actually makes his team worse and why I’d be a fool to decline it.
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Patrick S. Tomlinson
Patrick S. Tomlinson@stealthygeek·
By 1943, the Allies had forbidden any new assassination attempts against Hitler because they viewed his paranoia, incompetence, drug abuse, and megalomania as so damaging to the Axis war effort they considered him a net strategic positive. History doesn't repeat, but it rhymes.
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GhettoGronk
GhettoGronk@ghetto_gronk·
JSN: "Oh boy, I can't wait to spend my money!" Puka Nacua subplot:
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The Tennis Letter
The Tennis Letter@TheTennisLetter·
ATP and WTA Players go undercover at Miami Open Pegula as a waitress: "Am I from Peleton? Oh!" Jasmine Paolini as a t-shirt vendor: "How much do you have? You can take it if you like it" Also Fritz going unnoticed in America is crazy 😭😭😭😭😭
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The Blue Torch
The Blue Torch@_TheBlueTorch·
"Why would you care about ICE being around if you're a US citizen???" BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN SHOOTING AND ARRESTING US CITIZENS WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN??
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Fantasy Footballers
Fantasy Footballers@TheFFBallers·
Me trying to find the number on the jersey anytime I see Robinson score a TD for the Falcons
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Rob Silver
Rob Silver@RobSilver·
Imagine explaining to someone a decade ago that the President of the US and the Iranians put out contradictory statements on a Monday morning and everyone knows the US President is full out lying and the Iranians are telling the truth.
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crunchyrugger
crunchyrugger@crunchyrugger·
I predict that within four hours of ICE actually being deployed into US airports there will be video online of them violently overreacting to some situation.
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brecht apologist
brecht apologist@madisontayt_·
every night i go to bed and pray i wake up to iran having conducted some cybersecurity attacks on the US that wipe out credit scores or student loans or something
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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump·
While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!
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Neet
Neet@neet_sol·
New concept: reverse retirement do whatever I want until 60, then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life
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Justin Herzig
Justin Herzig@JustinHerzig·
If I win Kalshi’s billion dollar perfect bracket contest, I will give a million dollars to everyone that retweets this until I’m left with only a million myself
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Richard Johnson
Richard Johnson@RichJohnsonNFL·
Free agent WR Tyreek Hill wants to play for a team where he “doesn’t have a baby mama in the city.” Down to four teams, per @AdamFerrellNFL
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Polymarket Football
Polymarket Football@PolymarketBlitz·
When the whole league is fleecing one guy in fantasy and he just replies “lol” after you send your trade request:
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Abby Libby
Abby Libby@abbythelibb_·
YES! Invisible labor, silent sacrifice, and secretly nursed martyrdom are CHOICES. You can just give your husband a proud report of what you accomplish each day. You can just communicate you decided to save the last peach for the kids. You are a grown up. You can just do things.
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there is no invisible labor in this house my husband gets a run down of everything i did that day bc i love getting confetti and a parade for making the bed and doing dishes

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River Cracraft Fan Club
River Cracraft Fan Club@CracraftFan·
YOU, yes, the person reading this, are currently WR1 for the Miami Dolphins. Get your ass down to South Beach and make sure to reach out to Malik Willis to schedule time to practice. We are counting on you
Adam Schefter@AdamSchefter

Broncos are trading for Miami WR Jaylen Waddle, per source. Denver receives: Waddle and Dolphins’ 4th-round pick (11th in round) in this year’s draft. Miami receives: Broncos’ 1st round pick (30th overall) along with their late 3rd and 4th round picks (30th in each round) in this year’s draft.

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💭@daemonthinker·
what if you were a BISEXUAL second son with DEPRESSION and your brother didn't LIKE you and your wife called you PATHETIC and your witch friend is making you TRIP BALLS and no one will let you KILL Otto Hightower
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