Valiant Melungeon

@mask_bastard As weird as it sounds, I do that with Mark Hamill and William Shatner. "Oops, wrong space guy."

@ValMel89 I always confuse Jack septic eye and jacks films.

Who is someone you wish you were friends with?

@moonchild23580 No, I'm not gay.

Be honest…would you date YOU?

@DavidWolfe I have only been to a hospital a couple times in the last 14 years due to where I gashed my head or had a sinus infection. Spent maybe a few hundred bucks during the combined times, mostly from the sinus infection. I don't use medicine unless a last resort. Usually sleep it off.

Get your body to a level where pharma companies can’t profit off of it.

@conquertheno Comebacks.

What's one thing you should always have around?

@DogLovers03 My trust in dogs is higher, but not 100%. Mine are wild and like to start fights. I trust them not to attack me, but I can't trust them to behave around their siblings.

@Sabiha1278 My mother cooked popcorn on the stove three weeks ago. We haven't had a microwave in about a decade. I give mine a light spray of mustard seed oil afterward and coat it in black pepper.

I just wanna know 🤔

@AvaVtuber_ Yeah, but I would be happier with kids to raise. If I learned anything from taking care of 9 dogs, watching over my nieces and nephews at times, it's that I love to care, nurture, and protect. Having my own bloodline to guide to be great and competent people would be incredible.

People with no kids… be honest, are y’all actually happy?

@dougedwards36 @peggyrockbottom Good move. For me, It's just easier to adjust pressure on the gas pedal.

@ValMel89 @peggyrockbottom That's why I down shift when going uphill, while using cruise control. Prevents the engine from lugging as well.

NOTHING pisses me off more than people who don't use cruise control on the highway because why have we passed each other 5 times

@SpillTheMemes I got a blue heeler who doesn't go anywhere I want him to without a treat. Fortunately, I can split the treats into tiny bits to ration his obedience. Sometimes, I can pluck a blade of grass or clover blooms to trick him too.

😂

@BamaSaltyMarine I like to imagine myself in a Jackie Chan movie where I can fight the bad guys while folding clothes. Unrealistic? Yeah. Gives me motivation to better myself in every aspect? You bet.

Maturing in marriage is realizing that when your husband says he'll do anything for you. he means fighting bad guys and dragons and shit. Not folding clothes, washing dishes and house stuff!

@cutiieepie6 If you don't know about what animals can eat what, don't risk it. Cats need meat. Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate, grapes, onions, and garlic. Plum and cherries should avoid pits. There's also the issue of some foods causing kidney issues in excess.

@JayRRogers I don't really care. I'm more concerned about the employees knowing information about what the store contains. Bathrobe customers, weird. Workers who can't guide you beyond the signs on the aisles? Useless. I don't know about others, but I see better employees at Lowes.

And how does her outfit affect your shopping experience? Do the prices change?

@SpillTheMemes Plot twist, I sleep on a couch and not my bed.

😂

@omgsidewalks I often have my sleep interrupted by a needy dog with epilepsy followed by his brother who likes to go to town on himself in the middle of the night. I'll sacrifice any night to give them attention.

No matter how tired you are, play with your pets. you're their whole day.

@PhilSledge Technically, hi isn't what I say, it's sup. I also do it to geese and ducks. "Sup honky, sup quacker, sup dawg."

If you’re one of these people too, just say: “guilty”

@earthcurated My dogs don't sleep in my bed because I've been sleeping on the couch for several months. Not enough room for them and I need to keep an eye on one because he's epileptic.

Roughly ~45% of US dogs sleep in their owner’s bed every night.

@peggyrockbottom Cruise control isn't good enough because it doesn't properly adjust for incline/decline, at least with my car. It varies by a whole 5-7mph. Manually, I get 3.

@kpatrickpayne You can't just do it at a different hour? We already have to change our schedule twice a year at the very least.

If this passes I’m gonna lose my mind. Some of us like putting our kids to bed before 10pm

@iluminatibot I got maybe 3 ticks on me the past couple years, but there's a lot of hunting in my area. We need a balance of deer population in their habitat. Give them more land or hunt more deer.

The ticks aren’t migrating through the woods; they are being delivered.

@Jainadave_ Jog a mile while doing a farmer's carry.

How do you balance cardio and strength training?