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@TashMillz Don't forget every other year you got to do a smog inspection before you can renew. 😑

Having to pay car registration every year is a scam. Like who unregistered my car for me to have to register it again? That’s who should pay for it.

@Darthpanday When you took the photo. Missed to factor in the lighting angles effects. Because...um..you can see its shadow in the background.

Someone should come cuddle me

@dailyhowerton Photo oozes implication.

@Bunnybearea Don't do it, Bea 😡

oh my god i’m gonna fucking cut i’m gonna cut and i’m gonna bleed out

@jnova_mp3 The audacity of them 😤

when ur favorite #drugtwt addict gets sober 😡😒👎

@Bunnybearea Think of Hannah Montana!

im gonna die, i’m gonna die so i can’t get older so i don’t need to think about what ill do next so i can stop feeling like i’m dying every moment of my life

Sunday Derby We're LIVE with some "Umamusume" over on Twitch! twitch.tv/akumukasumi

xMochaPuffx here SophiCrypto_NFT is a hacker. please do not engage with any of those posts or direct messages. Please report and block. My main account has been hacked and I cannot log into it. Those posts/DMs are not from me. Please repost.

i hate it when people tell me to get a job like im just 25? im literally a child?

@em_Lazzy Doubt it. Sure there are a lot of haters, but a lot of it looks performative.

Do Americans even realize their president is basically the most hated guy on the planet right now???

Hotel check-in should be at 11AM, and checkout should be at 3PM

@bonnibloop_ Maybe you, I however got a generator, 2 packs of smokes, and single hubba-bubba gum piece. There is no outcome i cant escape from.

WERE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!

@nojustpat I can hear the cup from looking at it.

The Carlisle 522007 stackable 20 oz is the best cup ever created

@hex000000_ @RealDianeYap Cameras. Theres practically cameras everywhere already. Have some on front top angle to catch then jumping over and some from the rear top angle to catch if they paid or not. Computers can also be checked if there was a malfunction.

How much better would society be if we executed people for fare evasion? I know we can’t do it, but think for a moment about how much better things could be.

@slitterpisser Boobs? Wait, you're not a dude???

my boobs itch who wanna scratch me them

high enough on edibles I watched this whole thing

@frozenaesthetic If glass is mostly full, about a day or 2. Glass half full, its one day.

How long will you guys leave out a glass of water in your house and still drink it It doesn't go bad But after a while it's weird right

@a1arhz Not at all. You're just practicing.

A little flirting isn’t cheating right guys 

@Leekkforkeeps That person probably has leverage. If they fired him, he probably has dirt on them to get fired as well.

One of my coworkers crashed out at mid shift and flipped over a table the other day and he still has a job…but let me be on my phone a lil bit and they on my add like white on rice

@afab_insul I got mochi candy, and a glow stick. Whats the job.

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