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If @GovAbbott cared about public safety, he would call a special session to pass stronger gun laws. Stripping millions of dollars from the Texas prison system will undermine rehabilitation programs and make Texans less safe. Operation Lone Star is a dangerous failure.

#OperationLoneStar continues boosting efforts to secure our border amid this unprecedented crisis. With a record 2.37 MILLION encounters at the border in the last year, Texas is filling in the dangerous gaps left by Pres. Biden's open border policies. bit.ly/3zqsDOz

@Krish_NCC1701 @benigma2017 Clever boy!

If you’re going to be tweeting about how I should care about Paul Pelosi I’m going to need to see your tweets of concern for the person he hit with his car drunk driving back in August. I’ll wait right here.

@totalylosthere Same account name?

@kristinawong @elonmusk You're drooling, hon.

.@elonmusk just did more to save democracy than most of our elected leaders.

@DannieD01 Haven't decided yet.

Nothing says I hate Texas like a Beto sign in your yard.

@elonmusk Go fuck yourself, Elon.

Comedy is now legal on Twitter

@SLAYERMINISLAY1 @elonmusk Look at you, with your brand spanking new account and no followers. Another disciple of St. Elon.

@VanontheBorder @elonmusk I knew one of you Soy Boys would come up with something retarded.

@elonmusk Thiea laughs at the thoughts of Elon CLEANING HOUSE at Twitter! Hey Libtard Twitter employees: There is ALWAYS "Truck Masters School of Truck Driving " Or Walmart is always hiring! GO TO TOWN ELON!

@heidi_seidr @benigma2017 @goodthinklalala Back atcha!

@Sondita @benigma2017 Okay, here's my reply to Chucky Tough Guy's "original" thought: The little fucker thinks he gets to decide who has expressed proper admonition of Pelosi for past actions and who is allowed to be appalled by the assualt. Little Fuck Chuck can go eat a bag of dicks. Ya' good?

@heidi_seidr @benigma2017 @goodthinklalala Oh, honey, how cute that's what you "think" is going on.

@benigma2017 @Sondita I'm sure you're perfectly capable and quite practiced at doing yourself.

@VanontheBorder @Sondita Damn. I thought we were friends. Don’t friends do for each other?

@benigma2017 @Sondita I'm sure a bright boy like you can figure out how to do it yourself.

@VanontheBorder @Sondita Can you make another one that says “look at my little dick energy”?

@benigma2017 @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr Ooooooo, an age joke. Calling a person Gramma who clearly states in her profile that she is, in fact, a Grandmother. You must have hurt yourself thinking of that.

@VanontheBorder @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr To each their own gramma.

@benigma2017 @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr Sweetie, it really isn't.

@VanontheBorder @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr I am. It’s hard to be modest.

@benigma2017 @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr You're comparing yourself to the Matt Damon's character. That doesn't reek of self adulation or anything...

@VanontheBorder @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr I couldn’t do it without your help. You’re like robin Williams in Good Will Hunting.

@benigma2017 @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr Good to see you're getting in touch with your softer side.

@VanontheBorder @goodthinklalala @heidi_seidr We’re like psychically connected.