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@BlaiseTaziva We just dirty minded wangu 🤣🤣🤣

@VarYemutonaz shandisa culculator kaa

The fact that 51 is divisible by 17 doesn't sit right with me😂🙌

@mnm_meya23 And fhen there was Joseph who married a pregnant chick

Name one

@Munyah_Wacho Bostock and Chandler vanorova zvavo asi Backhouse ndiBaba wavo vese 😂😂😂

New curriculum had separated Maths into Pure Maths, Mechanics and Statistics. I thought, ‘…We already do Newtonian Mechanics in Physics and Calculus in Maths..’. How hard could it be? Hama wee, dzungu zvarinoita so! 😂😂😂I almost deferred Paper 2, after ndaona chisionekwi in Paper 1 🤞.

@Revolt_Man_ Hopley neEpworth hamusi kuiziva hanty

CITIES OF THE WORLD KNOWN FOR A STRONG PRESENCE OF PROSTITUTION (average prices) 1. Bangkok One of the cities most known for international sex tourism.  Average price: 30 – 150 $  Estimated prostitutes in the country (Thailand): 250,000 – 300,000...Show more

@begottensun Mongrel really? Be nicer to your goats

I artificially inseminated my mongrel goats with Boer Goats and they are all giving birth at the same time 🤝. Very pleased. Cuties kids you can imagine. #SurvivingGutu

@sam_dzivah Damn, that maid is a keeper.

@KeruboSk Nice try, but at 0% can't be his brother.

My cousin’s wife got pregnant while he was working abroad. The math wasn’t mathing, but he forced himself to trust her. When the baby was born, it looked exactly like him. Same face. Same everything. Everyone told him to let it go. But he couldn’t sleep. So he did a DNA test in secret. 0%. Now he stares at that baby every day, wondering how someone who isn’t his… looks more like him than he does.

@curious_edline There's a light mode 😳

Using light mode on your phone as a man is a red flag!

@CrimeWatchZW Ndiye See Victor here? 😂😂😂

Businessman Victor Magigwana lost almost US$80,000 in cash after it was seized by ZIMRA at Robert Gabriel Mugabe Airport. He was arrested for trying to leave Zimbabwe with the cash without declaring it or getting approval, which is required for any amount over US$2,000. Police had received a tip-off that he planned to smuggle the money out of the country, so he was closely monitored from the time he arrived at the airport. After passing through security without declaring the cash, he was stopped just before boarding a Tanzania Airlines flight. He was later released on US$300 bail. ZIMRA kept US$78,000 and only gave him US$2,000, which is the maximum amount allowed without prior approval.

@BossG_Spectre I'm older than Bluetooth but How is it that I never saw Baba Steven before?

Do we agree that the Baba Steven video is the most preserved video amongst all nonsensical videos in Zimbabwe?

@EntrepreneurFar Package design 100%✅

Good afternoon from Mutoko 1... 2... testing

@bxllyville Mwanangu @bxllyville

If there is anyone from Redcliff they will testify that pane mupfanha akatora fortuner yamomz paden vakarova mabude nabhururu wake to Zambia. Vachingodarika boarder they sold the fortuner for 50k& got a benz W204 for 7k& changed all 43k to kwacha n became millionaires in Zambia..

@EcoCashZW Life without EcoCash seems fine… until someone tries to pay. Wallets dug out, lines stop, civilization wobbles. Satellites fine, internet blazing, phones smart as moon computers. Only thing missing? That small Zimbabwean invention, Ecocash. Kunge waisa nyika yese paFlight mode

Finish the sentence, the best captions win! 😎 Life without EcoCash would be.........

@EcoCashZW 🔥🔥🔥🔥

@EcoCashZW Scientists have been trying to talk with dolphins for years. Sonar patterns. Click sequences. Millions in research funding. Last week they finally got a reply They decoded it for 11 hours straight: "Tangai maisa Ecocash tozotaura" Dolphins have been using EcoCash this whole time.

Tell us why you love EcoCash and stand a chance to win $5 airtime!

@begottensun @WhatsApp Siyanai nemaHuawei ekuchipa aya. I had that issue almost every 4 days with a Huawei phone. Switched to Samsung and haven't been logged out ever since.

Help me here: my dad woke up and his @WhatsApp has been logged out from his number. He didn’t hand over any OTP. Just logged out and now saying he requested OTP to many times and needs to use the “other” phone. What does this mean ? Anyone dealt with this? How does he recover his account

@aynii_00 911. Can I send you my bank details?

@Techzim Downside is it's not available consistently. It sometimes disappears.

@Techzim You get what you pay for. For me it's quite okay because comparing to $45 for 50GB, Smart4u gives me almost 40GB every month for $15 plus Voice +SMS Speed yacho has a half life so it decays over time but for $15 muri kumbodei chaizvo? 🤔 Tendaiwo maZimbabweans umm

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