🕸Laura🔮🦇🖤

My newest video is out! Come along with me as we dissect exactly WHY the How To Train Your Dragon remake was… bad 😬 🔗⬇️🧵

Why do people go to Disney when places like this exist

today is a weed phone day. where i smoke weed and look at my phone.

Cars ride at Disneyland includes a pre-Unification map of Italy, suggesting that Guido and Luigi are Neapolitan reactionaries who oppose the Risorgimento, presumably led by Caribaldi

Stop calling marijuana a drug. Drugs come from laboratories, not Mother Nature's sweet bountiful vagina.

international drive, orlando fl

@emilymaag It’s little mermaid in DCA

am i tweaking or is that epic universe in the reflection of his sunglasses

Disneyland’s Rise is better than Florida’s Rise bc here you get to work in Disneyland and there you have to work in DHS

I never post here anymore but I got trained on Rise and I look good as hell

You ever meet someone with a nickname that makes you think “why the hell would you let anyone call you that?”

guy who reads little women and goes "hey those are the names of the ghosts from the forest temple in ocarina of time"

im at my clits end

when the long distance low commitment nonsexual queerplatonic polycule links up again >>>

sharing a headcanon with other people is the closest you can get to playing pretend on the playground as an adult

surgeon entering the waiting room and approaching patient's family members, looking dishevelled and sad, voice extremely quiet and strained: "pretty much all of his blood came out"

i was born in the right generation. i love smoking weed and playing pokémon

they dont let me train the new employees because i turn them evil and gay

i display toxic masculinity too but no one cares since i'm a woman

we owe rian johnson an incredible debt for killing luke. thank you so much

okay but why tell fall out boy that you're a major yaoi freak