Bryan Vaughan

@Bubblebathgirl He's adopted you pillock

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s son Knox, 17, just debuted a bright orange hairstyle after a Muay Thai workout in Los Angeles. The look — paired with tiger-print shorts and a casual outfit — is getting a lot of attention online. It just goes to show that even with great genes and unlimited money, you can’t always buy class or style. Do you like this look or is it too wild? (Video: AI)

@MikeJohnson2174 That's the Brandreth you goon.

ITV has bored the viewers all morning banging on about Summer & here we have Giles plonker wearing a winter jumper!! FFS! #thismorning

@BigGazLaw Very dodgy performance, I'll leave it there.

Everton are just not off are they. They should get a fine for this performance.

Telling you straight Everton have been paid off to lose today. Wouldn't beat a league 2 club.

@mjsimpsonfilms @chuckthomasuk Casualty is the highlight !!!

@chuckthomasuk Saturday night television died when the BBC decided the centrepiece each week would be Casualty, a staggeringly bad and cheap medical soap that should by rights have been on at 2.00pm on a Tuesday.

When did everyone stop watching ITV on a Saturday night? Last night's ratings are in... 2.3m Britain's Got Talent 875k Nobody's Fool

@chuckthomasuk Because it's shite.

West Ham are shocking.

@KeruboSk Grow some bollocks, your welcome.

I ordered a pizza at 9:47pm. When the delivery guy arrived, he handed me the box and said, "Big apartment for just one person." I felt a sudden chill, so I lied. "Oh, my roommates are asleep in the back." He smiled, nodded, and left. Ten minutes later, my phone buzzed. It was a text from the delivery app: “Your driver has arrived with your order.” I stared at the screen, confused. I looked down at the pizza box on my kitchen counter. Then I looked at the app again. The driver's profile picture on the screen was a completely different man. My heart hammered against my ribs. I crept to the front door and looked through the peephole. The first man was still standing out there in the dim hallway light. He wasn't walking back to an elevator. He was just standing perfectly still, holding an empty insulated delivery bag. Then, my phone rang. It was an unknown number. I answered it, my voice shaking. "Hello?" A voice on the other end, the voice of the man outside my door, whispered: ....

@Lea_EFC Lemmings will watch boring crap football, then find a camera to cry into or jump about like halfwits

Gimme one thing that’s guaranteed to happen in the Premier League today…🤔

@otokyo Where is it, under that ash ?

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳

@SkySportsNews Woke, woke, woke bollocks.

BREAKING: Water breaks could be introduced on the final day of the Premier League season to protect player welfare 🚨 Match officials will consider introducing the measure if the temperature is expected to exceed 30 degrees celsius around kick-off time.

@_WokeNonsenseFC Absolutely turgid back, side, back, forward, back

How many good games has the new Wembley actually produced? Feels like all the games played there are absolutely shite Just another soulless bowl with no character

@domhowson Charlton v Sunderland. Water breaks utter bollocks

When was the last entertaining Championship play-off final? 🤔

@Kristinartz Crack one out.

@lady_valor_07 Honest

How would you describe JK Rowling in one word?

@drfc_official Good signing, marauding down the left flank.

We are pleased to announce that James Husband has joined Doncaster Rovers on a two-year deal! Welcome home, Hubby! More here ➡️ doncasterroversfc.co.uk/news/2026/may/… #DRFC

@VikingWay__ Get in !!!

James Husband returning to Rovers. Thoughts? Thought we may have gone with a different profile to Senior. But certainly lots of credibility and experience. #DRFC

@usanewshq Fuckin' feral.

@celtic_jaime Bus

@Kristinartz Vaping and tattoos

Men: Be brutally honest. What makes a woman INSTANTLY unattractive?