Veronica Ray

@NBCOlympics this guy won’t sit for anything but curling (and The Cars)

@NakedAndAfraid what do we have to do to get @realDonaldTrump and @FLOTUS on the show? @VeeDoering @BrittMargo @keytree we want to know

Haven't seen a thunderstorm in years. Turn on Krampus...suddenly thunder and lightning and downpour. #hescoming #december23

The code to this Starbucks bathroom is 1738. #fetty

..and then I looked across the line at Victoria's Secret and saw an 8 year old singing maroon 5 to me. #youth

Even the homeless people in Sherman oaks are amazing. #slowspeedchase #victoryparade #citizensarrest

Got a police escort in Malaysia so we could watch #thefight GO MANNY!!! instagram.com/p/2NCtmDOCpb/

Ok buuuuutttt where's batman? #keaton #affleck #bale #MayPac

Me - "what are u watching?" Randy - "late night rocks" #someonesdrunk #diamondsforever

Overheard - "do u remember when Reagan said there was a war on drugs"....help me god

Part of me really thought this was going to be about Bruce moving to the Midwest. #yougogirl

I'm glad I pretend I don't know what people are saying when they yell at me to stop smoking in Spanish. #myob

I made direct eye contact w a wild monkey today...and now I am complete.

This TGIFridays smells like sewage. #MIA #miami #screwdriver

Happy 30th to me...oh, except I tried to eat @StoutBurgers tonight and they couldn't accommodate for vegetarians. #ByeFelicia

Who wants to get arrested w me tonight so my last night in my 20s can be epic? #birthdaysaretheworst

"Turning 30 sucks. Just stay pretty and life will be easy"...thanks dad.

I am not a fan of Katy, but I'd rather watch this a million times then have to see Bruno Mars again.

Today I played with a puppy with 2 paralyzed back legs. Then I cried. #diedinside

Someone wanna bring me wine? I'm parked on riverside and olive. Thanks Biden for stopping by during RUSH HOUR YOU DICKHEAD