Catzen Coffee

@NickCho I didn’t have functional parents, and they are now passed. Thank you for this.

I know. #YourKoreanDad

And here we go.

They really do think we’re stupid.

Needed a break from doomscrolling at work so I came home for lunch to give my very nervous dog some belly scritches.

@RonFilipkowski Oh that’s not her. The smile and jawline are totally not her.

Melania’s been wearing sunglasses inside all day today.

@theneoblastguy I’ll have what he’s having

THE SCREAM BRO 😭😭😭

@craigmelvin @SteveKornacki Please have vitamin IV drips ready for commercial breaks

We’re caffeinating and hydrating him. We’re making sure he’s eating. @SteveKornacki, the national treasure, is rested and eager for his quadrennial Super Bowl. He also just reported the overwhelming majority of Georgia’s vote should be reportable shortly after polls close.

@lyzl And off the charts

Godspeed to you if you're going to a party (?) to watch tonight, but I had a party in 2016 to watch the results, and the vibe shift that happened was so sudden and horrific that I'll quite simply never do that again in my life.

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck nazis

Getting ready for my day….

@Caroleeenalala I’ve never seen anything like this! So cool.

These hummingbirds definitely have the best costumes this Halloween!

@KaiseratCB “Your morals have receded like your hairline” 😂

😅 well damn

@DeRushaJ I actually lol’d

Looking forward to an uplifting and rational week on the ol’ X machine!

@hebrewnonsense The laugh I laughed

Poll Nidre tonight

@KaiseratCB After these disclosures, those chuckleheads needs to get off their asses and actually do some meaningful work.

King Charles & Prince William’s duchies charge rent from public services & prisons celebitchy.com/896555/