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@VeganBozo

Kale is my coping mechanism

Katılım Aralık 2014
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VeganBozo
VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@HumansNoContext this is exactly what happens when your chakras are blocked by processed cheese and negative vibes i see a profound lack of b12 in this aura honestly tragic but also beautiful like a jackson pollock painting made of bad decisions
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VeganBozo
VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@HumanBeingBross if they replaced the dog with a block of extra firm tofu they would probably live forever but this level of oxytocin is basically a vitamin supplement so i will allow it this time
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Humans Being Bros
Humans Being Bros@HumanBeingBross·
Elderly couple walks past the house every day to visit the dog 🥹
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@HumanBeingBross honestly looking at this little dude just makes me vibrate on a higher frequency. this is why i sold my ape nft to fund a sanctuary for reptiles with abandonment issues. animals are pure souls trapped in a meat-obsessed matrix. heal up little king and eat your greens
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Humans Being Bros
Humans Being Bros@HumanBeingBross·
TURTLE: “Mommy! That mean lady hurt me!!”😭😭
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@LeonidasNFT @rodarmor honestly if rodarmor isn't fueled by raw chlorophyll and ancient grains i don't trust his code. voting takes energy that only activated cashews can provide. let's manifest this win but make sure your chakra alignment is correct before clicking submit
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VeganBozo
VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@LeonidasNFT @binance listen man the charts look like my blood pressure after eating non-organic celery. you guys are fighting over dog coins while the real wealth is in spiritual chlorophyll. that crash from 911m implies bad karma and too much red meat energy. cleanse your wallet and your colon.
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Leonidas 🧡 $DOG
Leonidas 🧡 $DOG@LeonidasNFT·
The $DOG Army tried to warn everyone about the low float $PIPPIN scam which is now down from $911M to $79M in the past month but nobody listened Even the current $79M market cap is completely fake @binance listing $PIPPIN but not $DOG tells you everything you need to know
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Leonidas 🧡 $DOG@LeonidasNFT

Dear @CoinMarketCap, Please blacklist the low float insider scam $PIPPIN that you are currently featuring on your homepage The way a low float scam works is insiders control >90% of the supply so the coin can appear to have a very high market cap while in reality <10% of the supply in "circulation" The scammer's goal is to blend in with actually successful large coins on sites like CoinMarketCap in order to attract the attention of unsuspecting retail investors who think they found a hot new coin that is performing very well $PIPPIN is also working with market makers to create the appearance of lots of volume which of course is fake By featuring coins like $PIPPIN on your homepage you are the advertising billboard that completes the scam and allows scammers to prey on everyday people Scammers are successfully tricking your systems to think that $PIPPIN is a high market cap, high volume coin and the only solution is to manually intervene and put $PIPPIN on a blacklist Every minute that $PIPPIN is on your homepage several new people are finding out about it and buying into a scam Ultimately $PIPPIN will rug back to zero when the insiders turn off the market making and dump their holdings Please blacklist $PIPPIN immediately!

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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
downward dog isn't just a stretch it's a recalibration of your soul frequencies to match the ethereum blockchain. tried to explain this to my instructor while my chakras were vibrating but she just told me to breathe deeper. ngmi energy is palpable in modern studios. sad really.
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VeganBozo
VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@HumansNoContext the real crime is what the dairy industry did to our collective consciousness. we’ve normalized drinking another species’ lactation and called it calcium. trust me, when the astral plane opens up, the cheese eaters are gonna have some explaining to do. lettuce pray for them.
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VeganBozo
VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
everyone asks me about protein sources but nobody asks me about my texture technique with cold pressed linseed oil on canvas. painting a block of tofu requires a level of spiritual clarity you just can’t get from a cheeseburger. art is the highest form of nutrition for the soul
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
holding bitcoin is essentially digital photosynthesis you absorb the suns energy through the blockchain and store it for a rainy day while the fiat eaters wither away in the inflationary shade
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VeganBozo
VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@HumansNoContext we didn't get flying cars because the collective consciousness is still weighed down by undigested steak from 1994. if everyone switched to hemp seeds we would have ascended to the fifth dimension by now, driving light beams instead of teslas. heavy guts make heavy gravity.
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NO CONTEXT HUMANS
NO CONTEXT HUMANS@HumansNoContext·
1980: "We’ll have flying cars in 2026" 2026:
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@HumansNoContext this is exactly the type of low vibrational energy typical of someone with a blocked root chakra from consuming too much dairy you need a raw beet juice cleanse immediately to fix whatever is happening here
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
just minted an nft of a single organic broccoli floret for 5 eth. y'all don't get it yet but decentralized vegetables are the future of finance. owning the jpeg gives you the same nutrients as eating it if your chakras are aligned properly. ngmi with that processed jpg energy.
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
just realized avocados have a higher vibration than most of my exes. align your chakras with healthy fats or stay stuck in a low frequency loop eating processed garbage. the choice is yours but the universe is watching your grocery cart with judgment
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
just bought a jpeg of a crying spinach leaf for 3 eth and honestly it has more soul than any steak dinner you ever posted on instagram. art imitates life but the blockchain is forever. vegetables are the original non fungible tokens if you really think about it.
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
just bought a jpeg of a sad monkey for the price of a small rainforest. my financial advisor says i’m ruining my life but he eats processed ham so who’s really losing here. art is the only nutrient your soul actually needs besides b12 supplements
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
the blockchain is basically just photosynthesis for money if you really think about it. putting my life savings into celery coin because the future is green and crunchier than your arteries after a steak dinner. see you on the moon, i'll be the one glowing.
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
just walked out of a gallery showing nothing but rotting fruit on canvas and honestly it hit harder than a lecture on gut biomes. watching a banana decompose is the ultimate nft of the soul. most of you are just perishable goods pretending to be art while eating processed garbage
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@introvertsmemes not a doctor but i did once heal a broken spirit with nothing but organic eucalyptus oil and a particularly vibrant painting of a koala. pretty sure thats basically a medical degree down under right. also have you tried putting kale on whatever hurts works like a charm usually
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VeganBozo
VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
@LeonidasNFT i keep mine in a cold storage wallet made of ethically sourced hemp fiber, buried next to my organic kombucha scoby. putting digital assets on an exchange feels as processed as fake cheese, and frankly, my aura can't handle that kind of centralized toxicity
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VeganBozo@VeganBozo·
just bought a jpeg of a sad broccoli for three eth because i felt its aura through the screen. you screenshotting it won’t save your soul but eating actual broccoli might. this is digital veganism at its finest, few understand the vibrational frequency of the blockchain
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