Mark Vegas

@whocaresmanlmao @bananadookie They gave the homie the Mexican soccer player shoes

@jacobinfante24 Bears tax is real no matter what

#Bears ranks in the ESPN top 10 positional rankings so far: • D’Andre Swift: Receiving votes • Jaylon Johnson: Honorable mention • Montez Sweat: Receiving votes • Colston Loveland: TE7 • Cole Kmet: Honorable mention • Darnell Wright: OT6 • Joe Thuney: iOL5 • Jonah Jackson: Receiving votes • Caleb Williams: QB10

youtu.be/wnKspZmeGx4?is… this is 325lb Larry Allen hawking down a player from a standstill

@MrBeast 200,001 Pennies!

First person to reply with the exact number of pennies in this room win $10,000

@phishtickz These means at your heart you’re a comedian, and you just gotta adapt a little. Everything that you used to do that was funny is predictable but believe me- it’s not hard to capture it again. Don’t lose your whimsy!

Been reflecting over this formative moment in my teenage life

@kosithecreator Your palette is so mastered. Terrific job

oc’s pt. 1

@Home_of_Fight Where was this interview?

😬🫣Throwback to when Khabib had this to say about fighting Justin Gaethje “He hits like a truck. Nobody hit me harder than Justin Garthje. His kicks, punches, left hook, right uppercut.”🥶

Yeah because if they lost, they woulda been horny and mad

@HawkEmDownChris NIU Legend Jordan Lynch

Reggie Bush isn’t available, who’s your favorite college football player of all time?

@Zack_Pearson @WCGridiron The GOAT Jordan Lynch? NIU legend??

#Bears practice is in the books on day one of minicamp. I did not see the following players out there: Kyler Gordon Jedrick Wills Noah Sewell Shemar Turner Ruben Hypolite Keyshaun Elliott Cam Lewis Ozzy Trapilo Jordan Lynch Neville Gallimore

@VinnysCorner1 I submit Ryan Archidiacono

Whoever names the most obscure NBA Point Guard wins.

@jacobinfante24 Here’s a ultra rare Sherrick McManid

Here’s a random #Bears player to use when you and your boys are sitting around naming obscure NFL players Harold Jones-Quartey

@NFL_DovKleiman Joe Thuney is a HOFer

Active NFL players Hall of Fame chances:

@SeahawkNerd @Aneerinyourear What did I do wrong

Mission accomplished. Nearly a perfect score; that 99 rating on offense is killing me.

@wydsilent I submit Jodie Meeks

Whoever names the most obscure NBA player wins.

@seanyebitch @SoftlyAugust I tried to stack with Ed Reed at safety and it didn’t help at all- it’s purely stats

@SoftlyAugust i tried a few times and i can’t tell if the best strategy is to just go for sacks on defense at EDGE DT and flex or just try to build a well rounded unit

First attempt

The Chicago Bears are going to Indiana. #beardown

@Ball3r4Christ @Haurmeya I swear this thing cheats sometimes because we’re splitting hairs here

@VegasThaGoat @Haurmeya your asking me

jesus christ i did it

@BitchImFatJesus @JaiIpose He was my last possible pick for offense but I mean the rest of the offense had All Pro seasons

@VegasThaGoat @JaiIpose Tbf outside of one crazy season with Indy; he was pretty underwhelming

Yeah 20-0 is pissing me off. You’ll pull Pats Randy Moss, MVP Rodgers, Julio, Derrick Henry & be down to your last TE spot & 2021-2025 Panthers come up.

@allinkid What I do wrong

Proof QB Wins aren't a thing 😎