Velcro999
750 posts


Wearing a hood while shooting with @reflectivelatex that I regret everyday since not asking to buy this off them. It's just such a perfect fit!!!!!! 🥰
The two hoods I have now are incredibly too tight on my jaw and nose that I can only wear them for so long. This hood though 🔥 I could wear for days

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@DaphneMentalS @Flo49267780 I love how randomly evil this. Like, every other task is "5 ball slaps" or "3 minutes kneel" and this one just drops "a month or so of excruciating ruined orgasms."
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Free Task Easter Egg Hunt! 🐇 🐣
There are 100 tasks
Use a random number generator to get a number from 1-100. Comment politely/respectfully with proof of the random number to get the task. Must RT and like to play.
If you get a number that’s already been posted, give yourself a little slap and try again. Be sure to tell me where.

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@danadearmond And Pamela Anderson their sister
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@WanderLustAK907 @allstars_hub @sirencrave I assume it's ragebait engagement farming or…
The confusion arises cuz it's *NOW* hard to imagine Sydney Sweeney, shocked & intimidated by another woman's body.
But Sweeney didn't truly pop as a star until Euphoria S2. Most White Lotus viewers had no clue she has an epic body.

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@allstars_hub @sirencrave They were making fun of her, thinking she was frumpy and mousy, only to turn out to be F’ing hot AF.
I legit hope you’re autistic, because how else would you not understand what was going on here?
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@TheCinesthetic That would be a a great point...
If this weren't an easily understood expression that any fucking moron could easily comprehend.
The "them" literally refers to those who can afford to pay. It's not complicated.
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@LondonCRiver The real question is whether the 3rd guy aiding and abetting the Easter Bunny, or trying to pull his friend away from the Easter Bunny?
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You gotta come up with a good lie if the truth is you were jumped by the Easter bunny.
greg.@mistergeezy
It's Easter Weekend 🐰
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@emily_lip @VizineVizion And? Lol. Not making the point you think it's making.
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New high score of *22* vehicles illegally double-parked in the bike lane on Bedford Avenue on Tuesday evening (6pm).
@NYCMayor @LincolnRestler @OsseChi do something before someone is killed.
emily lipstein@emily_lip
Today was a better day on Bedford Avenue: Only eight vehicles (and one DSNY dumpster) were illegally double-parked in the bike lane this morning. Even so — and the video doesn't reflect this well — that's eight times I had to swerve into fast-moving oncoming traffic.
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@KyThePup Pretty brilliant April Fools Day joke.
kink3d.com/blogs/updates/…
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@NelsonJose55184 @TheCinesthetic Uhm... no.
#Career_at_Faegre_and_Later_Work" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">bizwell.co.uk/gerald-hathawa…
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@koolmees_k46887 @j4ppleby Nope. That story was proven to be a lie. It claimed she'd been r@ped in a care home she hadn't lived in in 3 years.
ondacero.es/noticias/socie…
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@j4ppleby Girl was gang raped by migrants whilst being housed in a government facility for children with poor parents. Note however, this girl was living peacefully in her grandparents house, before she was forced to move that facility.
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@MindMenderX Closer was in 2004 and Natalie Portman isn't naked at all in it, much less "totally naked".
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Actresses who went totally naked for a film
1. Natalie Portman ~ Closer (2024)
2. Dakota Johnson ~ Fifty Shades Of Grey (2015)
3. Nicole Kidman ~ Eyes Wide Open
(1999)
4. Angelina Jolie ~ Original Sin (2001)
5. Scarlett Johansson ~ Under The Skin (2013)
6. Anna Hathaway ~ Love & Other Drugs (2010)
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The Big Lebowski (1998) is a movie where… literally nothing happens. No grand schemes, no shocking twists…just a laid-back guy, his quirky life, and a lot of bizarre situations. And somehow it’s endlessly funny, weird, and unforgettable.
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What movie sounded terrible on paper but the execution was great?
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@CelebsUncensord So, you've started the bullshit mystery posts with nothing to identify them, just to drive engagement from the followers by intentionally annoying them?
Great. Unfollow.
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