Whiplash GirlChild ™🐀

Current status: Awake against my will.

If you’re not going to destroy his life by later dumping him and also getting the wife to divorce him while you and she stay friends… what are you even doing, baby, fr

I love the sudden realization that I don’t have to put up with a single thing I don’t like

A lady of leisure.

@oldscarf1stweek Literally just finished showing my roommate a curated tiktok footage montage of it before seeing this 💀 🌪️

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me that there’s a tornado in progress in Oklahoma”

She was 14 = “old enough to consent.” He was 22 = “too young for prison.” Patriarchy’s math is not mathing. Women are always old enough and men are never old enough

@BirkinAura villainess face, goddess body, angel aura

princess face, goddess body, angel aura

dancing is chemistry, transmutation, an act of divine connection as a woman. being a dancer is much like being an enchantress… except it’s your body that weaves spells, shaking up every atom around you, channeling all the energy in the room into your flow… it’s healing, hypnotic, self-renewing take it from someone who’s been a dancer for years, if you’ve been thinking of taking a class, it is calling for you. it wants to merge forces with you, and you will not regret answering its invitation.

Me at work

you make people nervous because they can’t figure you out.

They shouldn't have let me figure out that I'm a threat.

Love and death are all that’s left

people will envy you for having an aura you literally went to hell for it’s hilarious

there are beautiful horny women being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy people in existence

in 3rd grade my teacher said I couldn't use the restroom. I considered this, thought "but I can tho" and peed my pants. She called my mom to apologize. that's when I realized we can knock all this shit over

my ass is fat and my aura is threatening

Some of you have never danced with the devil in the pale moonlight and it shows

@JG3613 @William82989429 @luxemiaa Ew, hard pass. Hope you die alone, gross weird old man.

@VenusInGlitter @William82989429 @luxemiaa It’s a marriage tryout. Retard

I make 22$ an hour and my partner makes 40$ an hour. We’re both full time. He wants me to move in with him. He wants me to pay for all the groceries and do all the cooking, but also wants me to pay him $400 a month to live in the house he owns. (He’s still paying it off) He keeps saying the money is going to go to his bank account to save for when we “buy a house together” AITA, Or does this feel a bit unfair?

@BigDogMom2022 @luxemiaa That’s all commitments he has regardless of her.

Yes your TA. Is he dating you because of money or because he loves you. If he’s only asking for $400 plus groceries you’re getting off easy. He has a mortgage, electric, gas, water, WIFI, homeowners insurance and home repairs etc. do the math and then ask your self again AITA because you will see you are