Veronica Veritas

I definitely rag on the USA a lot now that I’ve been living in Europe for a decade. I promise I make fun of Europeans too. Starting the week of 1 July, I’ll be posting daily tributes to my homeland 🇺🇸.

@BlackLabelAdvsr Hahahaahaha huge nope. There are public restrooms you don’t have to pay for in Europe and guess what? You can’t see through the gaps and the vast majority of the locks aren’t broken. Oh yeah, also someone actually cleans them. You’re very funnny tho. 😂

The World Cup has transformed the United States into the world’s most overwhelming Discovery Channel special. And the visitors are not coping. In the absolute best way possible. Here’s what they’re uncovering: Public restrooms you can actually use without paying. Water that shows up at the table for free. Unlimited refills on coffee, soda, and sweet tea. Chips and salsa arriving before you even ask. Warm bread served with dinner, no extra charge. Ice in every drink like it’s a basic human right. Air conditioning that’s standard everywhere—not a climate crime. Parking right next to the building you’re visiting. Drive-thrus that deliver food straight to your car. Ranch dressing available by the jug. Tex-Mex that defies description and demands to be experienced. Dentists who actually fix things. And Buc-ee’s… which simply breaks language. Then they discovered American grocery stores. Five colossal ones within a single mile, each the size of an airplane hangar. A single refrigerated aisle offering every cut of beef, pork, lamb, veal, and poultry known to humanity—at 10 a.m. on a random Tuesday. The Germans stood motionless in the meat section for nearly an hour. Silent. Rebooting. Suddenly, the lack of passenger trains makes perfect sense. Why bother with trains when the roads are wide enough for the vehicles we actually drive, parking lots stretch like small nations, and decent airports dot every city worth going to? The Germans are now smuggling ranch dressing home by the bottle. The Dutch tasted queso and temporarily forgot how to form sentences. The Japanese are documenting H-E-B like it’s the Sistine Chapel. The Czechs have been spotted openly weeping with joy in West, Texas. Welcome to America. 🇺🇸 The greatest country on Earth.

@reallyoptimized I have gotten more used to it, but I swear so many nights I lay awake, covered in sweat, looking at my European partner, sleeping peaceful barely glowing. They’re used to it? Now when I visit the USA I’m FREEZING when I go inside in summer.

I don't understand how people deal with the lack of AC and act normal about it in Denmark. It's crazy uncomfortable and not even all that hot outside yet. Serious sleep disruption. Misery. Why do people accept this as normal?

@elonmusk Call me crazy but I definitely don’t think pedos or murderers deserve to live.

Wow

@EdwarRoque7788 @T1906S @omoluabi1sq How is wearing a thong bikini causing the collapse of Europe exactly ?

@T1906S @VeronicaVeiled @omoluabi1sq Listen either way Europe is collapsing and they’re aren’t doing shit about it so everyone is responsible if you’re doing shit about it you’re part of the problem.

Hotel Attendant: “Excuse me ma’am, you can’t wear that. We have a dress code here.” Lady: “A bikini? Why not?” Hotel Attendant: “There are kids by the pool.” Lady: “F*ck them kids.” 😳 Was she right for reacting that way, or should public spaces with children have rules everyone respects? What’s your take?

@DaddyCreampies @omoluabi1sq You spelled condescending wrong 😂 and don’t worry, I will 😘

@VeronicaVeiled @omoluabi1sq Condesending cunt! Stay in the EU

@Globalstats11 I had an ex boyfriend visit me from Spain and genuinely asked if he could drink tap water in the USA. He’d seen a lot of media coverage on Flint.

Safe Tap Water Around the World 💧 🟦 Can Drink Tap Water 🟥 Can’t Drink Tap Water

@lexcroucher I mean I think the original idea was Europeans not Brits. 😂😜

i’m so confused by the water bottle discourse because i’m in the uk and EVERYONE i know carries a reusable water bottle with them … they’re just small and fit in a bag instead of some kind of end of days survival canister

@80s_Kidz Add a little cinnamon and pour some sugar on me! Delicious

Who loved a sugar sandwich?

@kirawontmiss And AC settings are like 80 degrees 🥵

Europeans who visited for the worldcup are already missing America😭😭

@violettmae_ Every body is a bikini body, girl!!

How many pounds do you think I should lose before summer to have a bikini body?

@mandolinaes I mean… Spaniards are chill AF and definitely take a midday….break let’s call it

As a Spaniard, I always find it funny when people talk about Spain as if we’re all taking daily siestas by the sea. Most of us work long hours, have relatively low salaries compared to much of Western Europe, struggle with housing costs, and spend a good part of our income just getting by. The olive oil is real. The mythical afternoon nap that explains our life expectancy? Not so much.

@vamp1bella Tinto de verano yummmmm

What’s the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear Spain?

Pool day with the babes. Pool is open 1130 - 2200. I feel like this is quite different in USA, right?

@JackerLamp @MensHumor lol I wouldn’t bring my friend on a tinder date that’s for sure. You’re cute 😘

@VeronicaVeiled @MensHumor Yap yap yap, my god, where’s your friend at?

This is good advice. You don't always decide on the game, but once you're playing, you should strive to win.

@WholesomeMeme Otter pops!? Grape. Red. Pink. Then the rest are a tie for last.

@thelostp0et Ok poet! Damn! 😍

Coffee is ready

@_Nwa_igwe @watchworth_ It’s exhausting when you’re also the emotional support system, organiser, house manager etc. Girl I feel you. ❤️

Until you become your family’s breadwinner, you may never fully understand what it feels like to support everyone while still trying to chase your own dreams. You may love what you do, but still feel that quiet exhaustion from carrying both responsibilities.

@short_movies1 @watchworth_ How many people going to ask the title? 😂🙈

Nah the amount of deceit in this movie is wild 😳