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Person who still hasn’t read the regulations says they are strict, unfair verp.ca/2018/09/25/per…

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Poor David Lobo

AHEM. Is this thing on?

Cauliflower? CAULIFOWER?? We were not consulted.

Corporate pro-hack: Hire a person with a long string of creepy allegations behind them to lead up your efforts to rebrand your company. You'll be sure to succeed! 💂🧢🎓🤠

NEW: The BC Cannabis Store announces their plan to begin opening new branches on top of every successful private retail location in the province. "We thank the private sector for identifying those parts of the province where demand is high" noted a visibly stoned John Horgan.

No phonya walls here, says new CEO.

Breaking: CannTrust changing their name to Son Goku.

Terpene supply pipeline on fleek, says industry analyst.

Fifty-year-old Business News writer really wants you to know he's smoked weed before.

Weed hipster prepares to tell everyone he knows that he really liked Greybeard's early work, before they sold out to a major label.

Suddenly, all of weed twitter are experts in fluorescent Pantone. 🔴🟡🟢🔵

Cannabis retailers in BC's Interior ecstatic about new rule change that allows them to sell swag. "We can't get ay cannabis since it's all stuck in Richmond, but at least I can sell T shirts," says one retailer. 🔴🥦☔️

Verp is very excited to announce our entry into the retail cannabis space. 🥦🔴🚚 Just send us a DM telling us what you want to order and we'll call the store of your choosing and have them set those products aside so you can buy and pick them up in store. Upwards and onwards(!)

Meanwhile, a representative for Health Canada was left flabbergasted by the sheer, simple brilliance and obviousness of the observation. "I cannot believe we never considered that," said Jack Clayre, ADM of the Canadian Cannabis and Other Un-Fun Stuff Agency.

"I don't know what came over me", said Charles Guntherneuf, author of the social media post. "The thought just came to me and I posted it and the rest is history!"

Breaking: A social media user posted a flippant remark today comparing the under-regulation of alcohol and the over-regulation of cannabis, noting a clear disconnect, resulting in great applause from the masses and thousands of likes and shares.

@drowbb verp.

Buncha ne'er-do-wells

This tweet has 39% THC and 17​% terpenes.

Cannabis enthusiast on social media absolutely furious that New Brunswick stole his idea for a product competition, which no other industry other than cannabis has ever held before. #culturevultures