Credo ☨̶

Betrayed by one of His closest friends with a kiss. The ultimate sign of betrayal. Are there not few things more human than this?

@DeoVindiceXIV Torpor posting

No one’s getting the fact that I am actually a chud from 600 years ago.

@KaiSchwemmer @q_3st @DeseretFanatic Your most Mormon take

@q_3st @DeseretFanatic Mayo is for men

Hot take: ketchup is for children

@DeoVindiceXIV Skinny king

Weighed myself the other day—168 lbs. I’ve got a long ways to go but I’m glad to say that I’m making progress.

@Smith_Everitt Based and Chad

Ma took this picture of me helping my great grandma

@DeoVindiceXIV How I look cooking Cabott on the TL

How I look cooking up bangers for the TL

@TheosisQuest Tell me this isn’t real

It was really sticky

@DeoVindiceXIV Whatever happened there

Richie Aprille has a sensitivity to the plight of women. You know, from his prison experience.

@DeoVindiceXIV Torpor

Ngl I could be these cats.

@TheosisQuest Bring chocolate in case of Dementor attack

Tips for riding on the train overnight: always bring a blanket

@BeSaintly @TheThirdEagleTT Bro was writing poetry about his own damnation why was he larping Paradise Lost

@TheThirdEagleTT “Thus Heaven I’ve forfeited, I know it full well. My soul, once true to God, Is chosen for Hell” —Karl Marx Stop lying

Marxism-Leninism are the teachings of Christ!

@DeoVindiceXIV I asked and none of my apparitions knew you 😭😭

Have you been here? I’ve been here. Actually I live here. I’m Merlin’s top guy. I’m his top apprentice, actually. I own property by the Lake of Avalon. Prime real estate ngl. You can visit sometime if you like.

@Smith_Everitt Or

In response to my soda post let’s settle this

@DeoVindiceXIV “CAPITALISM IS SUPPOSED TO PORTRAY A VAIN AND SOULLESS PRODUCT OF MY CULTURE, NOT THE CULTURE OF LIBTARDS!!”

For the love of God, stop this. Hokey commercials from the 1970s? That’s America? Come on…

@TheosisQuest Invite?

We could be outside tweaking

@Smith_Everitt The soda reading this ❤️

What’s the best soda?

@Michaeldudufudu Using your wife to make @ViaCredo jelous

@orthobigboy @Michaeldudufudu Smfh

Man i am SO glad i married an asian woman i love my ricefoid jungle wife so much man. Im gonna surprise her with some roses and when she wakes up ill play piano for her and sing to her in her language (simpy i know but she loves that cringe gay crap)

@DeoVindiceXIV Cabott

@Sola_Requiem Travis Barker

Greatest Drummer of all time:

@DeoVindiceXIV Cabott

Better to have lived in the days where the error of the Greeks abounded, that in all things there were gods; it is better than the modern myth, that there is nothing divine in anything at all.