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Have y’all been keeping up with my tamale wars? Here’s the latest 😈 Moonlight - XXXTENTACION - tamale clap back part 2 #whipthatfat #hurricanegabby #tamalequeen #whosnext

After Pratt’s first response the camera goes back to the TMZ bros. The body language of the guy in the green says it all. Arm across stomach guarding the midsection. Then puts hands in pocket. He knows he messed up.

@LangmanVince Sounds like Gwen to me. I love her 😍

Gwen Stefani is getting destroyed online for her Las Vegas Sphere show! What happened to her voice?

This video has 44 million views on TikTok 3.2 million likes and more than 6000 comments that 95% of the comments are saying they dislike you @blakelively no-one conspired against u to create a smear campaign. This is truly based on your reaction and what came out of your mouth.

@Jason______A Nice try Ryan Reynolds 😒

HOLD UP .... Mint Mobile is like $20 bucks a month unlimited. Can pair it with 5G home internet for $45. Why am I paying T Mobile $200 for the same thing? I always thought Mint Mobile was for trap phones in the hood, never knew I could use an iphone with it. T Mobile owns Mint, so im getting the same exact service for 1/10th the cost.... Whats the catch here?

Just…. Wow

the dress was made entirely using traditional fine art materials, anna deller yee worked with approx 30 colours, expanded through custom mixing, across roughly 40 hours of painting time, followed by approximately four days of drying with ventilation

Today is 5/5, it’s her day!

@OliLondonTV calling out the "elite" while at a pointless event where people waste money to wear goofy shit, spending millions that could have helped a kid in poverty or someone actually that needs money. wow, you showed us!

Seeing Blake Lively drop her case 14 days before testifying for “women & girls everywhere!”, to INSTEAD attend the Met Gala!?! Tells you everything you need to know about this narcissistic, tone-deaf bully. We need our documentary now more than ever. #ItEndsWithJustice

@Nox_Daemon AParenTly?

Im old. What does apt mean? Not like apartment. The sentence was "this is so pathetic apt"

@EdgarNunezM @learning_yohei This was such a good read 🤩

Amigo nipón, En México comemos una cactácea que se llama nopal; es tan importante para nosotros que forma parte de nuestra bandera. De hecho, somos el único país cuya bandera muestra un animal devorando a otro: un águila comiéndose una serpiente. También comemos su fruto, la tuna (que no tiene nada que ver con el “tuna” en inglés —atún— ni con el maguro japonés). Es deliciosa. Lo más común es consumir el nopal cortado, salado para reducir su mucílago y después cocido. Tradicionalmente se ha dicho que en cobre ayuda a fijar el color verde, aunque en cocina profesional hoy se controla más por técnica que por el material. Lo preparamos, por ejemplo, como “taco placero”: con pico de gallo —que también evoca los colores de nuestra bandera—, cilantro, chile verde, cebolla blanca y jitomate rojo, además de queso fresco y chicharrón. Es una combinación simple pero muy representativa. Con la tuna también hacemos preparaciones como el “queso de tuna” o ate, aprovechando su pectina natural. Consumimos además flores de algunas cactáceas, como la biznaga, que se encurten y recuerdan en textura y sabor a la alcachofa. De esta misma planta se obtenía el acitrón, un dulce cristalizado tradicional en la rosca de reyes (una herencia española de tradición católica), pero hoy su uso está prohibido porque la biznaga está protegida. Por otro lado, utilizamos distintas especies de agave —que no son cactáceas, aunque suelen confundirse— para producir bebidas reconocidas mundialmente como el tequila, mezcal, sotol, raicilla y bacanora.

親愛なるメキシコ人へ🇲🇽🥰 日本から質問しています🇯🇵🙋 メキシコ人ってサボテンを食べるって本当？😳

Showrunner Lee Sung Jin shares the real-life situation that inspired #Beef: Season 2.

There’s not a heaven big enough for Ms. Christine 😭🫶

@netflix @letterboxd It’s so funny that she actually was as dumb as a box of rocks 🤣

what's your pain level on a scale of one to five stars on @letterboxd

At an aquarium after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

These dudes making fun of Coachella influencers, while constantly breaking character is perfection. 😆🤌🏼😭

@seadave1a Lmao wtf we even wanted?! 🤣

Ain’t no way we used to call our mama job and ask to speak to her like she ain’t working 😂😅

@Dearme2_ The Kings of Tupelo had me seated 🍿

What’s the most INSANE documentary you’ve ever watched?! Like, blew your mind…

@BEYSCAPIST The way a audibly laughed when he said “OMG you baby birded grandpa J” 🤣🤣🤣 I loved the Fockers growing up 🤣🤣🤣

this is genuinely such an interesting plot because we’ve never see beef between a father in-law and daughter in-law in a comedy film like this. in-law rivalry are always depicted as father and son or mother and daughter.

@Jarritos A 🥚

Anyone need some free soda to unwind from tax season?