Jim Rockford's Answering Machine 🇵🇸

This is a better view of Trump patting the butt of a female Secret Service agent and getting extremely close to her which is normally defined as sexual harassment! This needs to be investigated immediately by the Oversight Committee! What has happened that we didn’t see! 🤬

@CattardSlim I miss the days when gas pumps couldn't show a price higher than 99.9 cents a gallon.

Golden Age testimonials

@ash_isawitch As Frasier once said about taking himself on a date, "Truth is, I'm a pretty terrific date. I know when to arrive, I know when to call it a night, and frankly, I always leave myself wanting more."

Took myself on a date after work today. Turns out I’m hilarious.

@SkinMuffins Stock tank, please!

I’m going to Tractor Supply if you guys want anything

@itsqail The difference between a BMW and a cactus? A BMW has the pricks on the inside. 🤣

Worst drivers u can encounter on the road: 1. Teslas (all clueless) 2. Beat up Honda Civic/accord (suicidal drivers) 3. Any BMW (a different kind of douchebag/entitled) 4. Angry F-150 guys (no explanation necessary/they need therapy)

@lippyent No bridle on the tan horse.

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@lippyent 1968 Austin-Healey Sprite (think MG Midget).

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

Some of you are asking me about Joe Kent is being a "leaker". The answer is yes Joe leaked tears as his wife leaked her lifeblood into the Sand.

@LiaValentino53 @lippyent I remember it from the 60's and 70's. Very bad aftertaste.

@lippyent Back to the Future. 🤔 Marty Mcfly goes into a 1955 diner and asks for a Tab, the cafe owner says, "if you want a Tab, you have to order something." Ha! 🤣 Tab wasn't around in 1955. 😏 Tab is an 80's thing. 😎

What's the first thing that pops in your 🧠? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@24tog Or re-enter your super-secure wi-fi password with all the special characters, numbers, and upper/lowercase letters.

When I finally snap, it’s going to be because I had to type my email address with my tv remote 😳

@donkoclock war criminal

Describe Pete Hegseth in just a few words 👇👇👇

@EthanLevins2 Gotta refill the slush fund.

Pete Hegseth is asking for $200B EXTRA for the Iran war. In comparison, Russia spends $175B a year in Ukraine.

@Sunzt_zheGlobal @Eng_china5 He's a confessed war criminal. 10 U.S.C. § 950t(6): "Denying Quarter — The act of a person who, with effective command or control of subordinate forces, declares or otherwise orders that no quarter shall be given."

@Eng_china5 Hegseth believes in "Might is Right" and he erroneously sees himself as the ever willing Crusader Warrior with tattoes in his body Hegseth is a Nut Case and he needs a Shrink to sort him out US is a threat to world peace. Learn to Live and Let Live

U.S. Secretary of War: Iran represents a threat to civilization, not just to the United States and freedom. It has prophetic religious ambitions and spreads a violent Islamic ideology that seeks to achieve goals tied to an end-times vision. Its industry and focus are not on manufacturing, tourism, or agriculture, but on financing terrorist networks and producing missiles and tunnels. It has harmed the United States for 47 years.

@HarleyShah No investigation of Hegseth committing multiple war crimes live on TV, such as his "No Quarter" statement. In his position, that statement in and of itself constitutes a war crime, even if no subordinates acted on it.

The whole world condemning Iran for retaliatory strikes. Not a single country condemning Israel for striking them first. Joe Kent being investigated for telling the truth about Israel. No investigation for Donald Trump r*ping children. We are owned by satanic pedophiles

LINDSEY LINDSEY LINDSEY HE told you USAID was “humanitarian.” Now reports show @LindseyGrahamSC helped millions in taxpayer dollars flow to NGOs tied to Hamas and Al Qaeda. The same terror networks now fueling the very war he claims we must fight. We have seen this playbook before and the pages are spilled open to his deceit. Fund → destabilize → justify war → repeat. And Lindsey and other politicians pushing war, helped fund the chaos. America First means ending this cycle. COTE FOR MARK LYNCH TO BE THE US SENATOR FROM SOUTH CAROLINA @MarkLynchSC will end this feedback loop and burn their evil playbook.

Absolute insanity. A CNN panel reveals the ONLY source claiming Iran was building 11 nukes was Steve Witkoff, a real estate developer with zero intelligence background. The actual DNI testified the exact opposite. They started a war based on a developer's lie!

@ProudSocialist "Death and destruction from above" - war crime. "Hunting and striking" - war crime. He's too stupid to realize he's confessing to war crimes live on TV.

Secretary of War Crimes Pete Hegseth in his Pentagon press briefing this morning: “Today will be the largest strike package yet on Iran…We’re hunting and striking. Death and destruction from above.” This is how Nazis talk. He is telling you the objective is DEATH. Believe him.

@SportsGurl87 This is the fourth piece of a consistent pattern that, taken together, describes a senior commander who has publicly and repeatedly demonstrated contempt for the law that governs use of military force and under whose command 170 children are confirmed dead.

Geezus he's such a moron

ANA KASPARIAN GOES FULL NUCLEAR: “I think Israel is a disgusting country, built on lies, built on BL00D soaked land. And that has nothing to do with Judaism. It has everything to do with the three terrorist groups that founded that country in the first place...”

@SportsGurl87 Why hasn't Hegseth been arrested for war crimes he's committed, live on TV ?

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