Vice_Queen

Someone just asked me what my hobbies are as if I'm a millionaire and can afford that.

"What's the craziest thing you've done for sex?" Me :

@kimlockhartga This comment made my day 😁

Before I begin my ice queen origin story, take a seat. Not so close.

If a nap won't fix it, I'm out of ideas.

Up until a few days ago, I didn't even know that Chance The Rapper existed. Let it be known that my inner 2000's self is now obsessed with him and this performance. youtu.be/1KmCfpqdFrk

So the Parliament building is on fire again. Welcome 2022. #ParliamentFire

Stop getting mullets

Take your pills.

Look lady, if I learned from my mistakes, I wouldnt have anything to do.

Social media down now I gotta confront every responsibility and emotion I’ve ever had

@NaomiBaker82 Did you just become my best friend?

@shamanhealer Yip. Global outage

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are down - the attention seekers are having a mental breakdown.

Mark Zuckerberg Is holding someone's relationship hostage😭not mine I'm single, yall be safe though❤😂

@shamanhealer I am at emotional rock bottom with this outage.

Some of you should really use the drafts folder.

It is said that one becomes more tolerant as one ages. I think this is true because yesterday Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" came on the 90s channel and I didn't change the station.

Someone who came of age in the 80s needs to say it so I will. Garfield was the opposite of funny.

Welcome to Twitter. No matter how logical and unassailable your post is someone will be along to argue with you soon.

Have you ever looked at an exes new partner and realized that you were their peak in life?