Vicky Young

@magertenbach fuck you 🖕🏼

@magertenbach tbf, this isn't the worst thing you could have posted. It could be a lot worse.

@magertenbach I literally am. Couldn't be more British if I tried.

@magertenbach LOL!!!! That still gets me 😂

"Excuse me please" - Get out of my way "Excuse me, sorry" - I'm mortified to be sliding past you "Erm, excuse me?" - I'm nearly very cross

Procedure for being unthanked for door holding: 1. Keep eyes fixed on culprit 2. Say you're welcome 3. Shake head 4. Mutter "unbelievable"

Shielding yourself from a downpour by hunching your shoulders and squinting

One more day of work and then finally a day off when the only thing I have planned is to stay indoors in pyjamas all day long!

My Friday has been so dull that I really appreciated Timehop's April Fools. Actually made me giggle a bit. Wasn't even that good.

I really hate football. Just putting it out there.

If I don't get paid by Tuesday, I'm just not going to come in to work. It's an actual fucking joke.

@magertenbach 😘

So fed up of working in retail. Working weekends is just getting shitter. Doesn't help that I'm still not getting paid for any of it 😡😡

I can't wait to finish work today, 9th day in a row. 2 more hours then I'm coming home and finally have a day off tomorrow!

Why isn't today over yet?

Someone calls you the wrong name. Do you...

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Saying "I mustn't really" as you stuff the 16th biscuit into your face

Being unable to respond to "do you have the 5p?" with anything other than "I might do actually"

I've completely lost track of what day it is here and was so surprised to find out New Year's Eve is tomorrow. I'm not prepared.