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@atensnut Rachel Dratch looks awful

What the Fck did I just watch? Holy crap! Bring on the asteroids ☄️

@alphafox Nice dude

I never thought I would actually own a Tesla but dreams do come true. 😍

@Math_files I’m reading “Surely you’re joking Mr. Feynman” and he is such a down to earth but eccentric dude. Very interesting guy!

Richard Feynman on How To Study Hard

@GadSaad Just arrived today

HUGE NEWS!!!! Suicidal Empathy is the Instant #1 New York Times Bestseller in the Nonfiction Hardcover category and in the Combined (print and ebook) category!

@Math_files *passenger dies* - Me: “Minus 1”

Flight attendant: Do we have a doctor on board Me: I have a PhD in mathematics Flight attendant: one passenger is having a heart attack and one passenger is having an asthma attack Me: (nodding) that makes two

@RobProvince 10 seconds too many

It’s set in a men’s prison…….

@kevin_nealon Whats your point?

Dudes pack 45 boxer briefs for a one week vacation like they’re expecting to shit themselves three times a day.

@SwipeWright Choose not “too” tells you everything you need to know about Mr. PhD

This guy has a PhD in genetics but doesn't know the biological difference between a son and a daughter. Embarrassing.

Pines and spruce trees are good. Or thuja green giants (arborvitae)… We got news 4-5 years years ago the property across the street was possibly installing a friggin solar farm so we planted hundreds and hundreds of evergreens as a tree block but thankfully the program was discontinued this year. And Thank god for that because most of the trees were eaten by deer every year so the tree block is a bit sad at the moment

Just got deviating news. New house is being built behind us. All our privacy trees are going. Don’t want to live with a house right in my back yard. Thinking of leaving this area. This sucks. 😣

@brockpierson It is quite amusing

Half the accounts Elon quote posts come up glitchy for me because I have them all muted. They are sychophants who purely post Elon aligned drivel in hopes he engages (and he does).

@Math_files You are welcome, Left Hand Outer Join

This is just me being a hater because Im jealous my band never became famous off playing cover songs, but as musicians they suck, lazy ass drummer, that pudgy dude doesn’t need a 6 string bass gtfoh, and the lead singer’s stupid hair looks like a gd dick tip. But props to them for becoming stars for playing a good cover with a cool video, I wish I could have done it!

Alien Ant Farm recorded Smooth Criminal without intending to release the track. The label liked the track so much that it made it the first single from the album Anthology (2001). It was a huge success: it reached #1 on the American alternative rock chart, sold over 1 million copies in the US alone and became the band's biggest hit. Michael Jackson loved the version so much that he personally called to congratulate the guys.

@brockpierson Short answer, yes. Long answer, also yes.

Did you play Paperboy?

@alphafox I knew I’d seen him somewhere

Bro really has a taste for dawn: 🤢

@RevRayCistman That shit is Ray Cist, man

They all better than white women, but 4 and 6 are tops for me.

@Zoe___420 Probably wasn’t a great decision to get into a police chase with your child in the back, but hey thats just me

@Vid_Vortex Moms was limpin’ out AND Chimpin’ out. Impressive.

Didn’t expect a toddler to crawl out of that car 😳

@SilasUnleashed Legend has it if you can pull it out of the tree you immediately get endowed with forklift certification, and life becomes your oyster.

One of many reasons why we can't have nice things. 😭

@alphafox Needs more pepper.

Who wants mac and cheese: 🧀

Who knows what these mean? I have a guess but its nsfw