ArtyKat

@AlpacaAurelius Because God said "Be" and everything arranged itself from the sound of His command.

this is what fruits look like cut in half sacred geometry and the fibonacci sequence... God's gift to humans.

@ColinSpenc4257 Ultimate soap 🧼

Who Remembers.

@SpillTheMemes 😆😆😆

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@andreas_krieg It's 'Allahu Akbar'. Say it right.... Don't forget the 'u'.

Heart attack for the Evangelicals! Allah akbar on Easter Sunday!

@TheRealJamieKay Remove the onions.. Or remove your social life ..

Cheese & onion cob. Yes or no?

@River_x2__ @anxietymsgs 😆

@View4Y52692 @anxietymsgs Well, thanks, I was about to go to sleep but now I have to google ”engagement farming”. I have a bad feeling this is going to be like finding a distant relative of Rick Rolling…

@RaminNasibov Thousand per cent yes....

agree?

@lifes_a_lemon No. 'Ksksksks Habibi'

Do arabs call cats like bsbsbsbs

@ok6ixx A 5 year? Never reacts like that lol

my cousin grew up in a jamaican household where her mom cooked heavy every single night, like rice and peas, curry chicken, oxtail type meals so when she was like 5 she went to her first sleepover at a friend's house and when it was time for dinner the mom brought out… grilled cheese and tomato soup my cousin deadass looked at her and said "oh that's nice, but when's dinner the mom was like "honey this iS dinner" she immediately called her parents to pick her up lmaooo when she got home her dad was confused like "i thought you were eating over there?" and she told him what happened her mom was Ashamed like "that is so disrespectful you can't just leave people's houses like that" but her dad could not stop laughing, it seems he brought it up at every family gathering for years

@AaronRDay If you're living in one of the affected countries, the sirens, alerts, missiles and air defense interceptions do the waking for you.....

Anyone else wake up in the middle of the night and check the status of this absurd war?

@fridayfortuna @London_W4 This is actually so close to the truth I believe it for 99% of the cases.

@London_W4 When you see ugly public art like this you have to consider if it's a result of money laundering for the darkest crimes imaginable.

Ok, I admit that I’m not a sculptor and have never even tried to sculpt anything, but I can bet that my first attempt would be better than this giant orange and yellow thing near Paddington Station. I admire whoever did it though, as someone paid loads for it. Genius.

@London_W4 'Modern art' is fast becoming 'jokes on yooouu..' Appalling isn't it?

@ginaberninger @SpillTheMemes

@View4Y52692 @SpillTheMemes This is actually super cute

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@LBFlyawayhome Love it 🤎

Study of a cat Tunnicliffe was fascinated by the cat of a family friend and would often sketch it on visits Artist; CF Tunnicliffe #caturday

@historyrock_ Wow, so he IS really old after all.....

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD 😂

@CozycupC6149 How many people know what 'engagement farming' is.....😊

How many people know what this is?

@RaminNasibov Fibonacci sequence.

just perfect

@InsideLucysHead 'Michael' is the name of one of God's two archangels. He is mentioned in the Qur'an. "Whoever is an enemy to Allah and His angels and His messengers and Gabriel and Michael - then indeed Allah is an enemy to the disbelievers. (2:98) Both are protected and revered names.

Tough to be Irish... "What's your name?" asked the teacher. "Mohammad," he replied. "You're in Ireland now," replied the teacher, "So from now on you will be known as Mike. Mohammad returned home after school. "How was your day, Mohammad?" his mother asked. "My name is not Mohammad. I'm in Ireland, and now my name is Mike”. "Are you ashamed of your name? Are you trying to dishonour your parents, your heritage, your religion? Shame on you!" And his mother beat the shit out of him. Then she called his father, who beat the shit out of him again. The next day, Mohammad returned to school. The teacher saw all of his fresh bruises. "What happened to you, Mike?" she asked. "Well, shortly after becoming an Irishman, I was attacked by two f00king Arabs."

@SarahjevsEvans This is my cat Mollie....how did you paint her???

Flash Evans

@Threadscenes A. Blind man can't see.

Who do you think is lying among them? Can you brainstorm this