Viking Dad

“A fuck up will fuck up”. -Viking Dad All you have to do when you have a problem with a fuck up is, wait. They do the work for you.

Porn saves marriage

Not shown: four astronauts or moon

Only took 10 mil to make and Better than most movies out now.

Why is Daily Wire even Making movies? Shouldn’t they be smoking non lit cigars?

Since when was Playboy PG-13?

@Rianstone I saw him two years in a row at the same concert because Flo Rida got a dui. They are great live.

Honestly, this looks like fun

Every guy wants a hot mid

@JackNapierNot My ex wife’s bff stopped talking to her after we we started dating.

This is intra sexual competition at it's finest. The fat chick doesn't want her hot friend to date the guy because it's actually her who wants the guy. No one is more jealous of women than other women.

Remember when 500k a month was a “failure”

The Daily Mail already recognized, two years ago (left image), the recent increase in reported cases of female teachers as alarming! The fact they are highlighting it again only two years later suggests that not even they believe it was just a temporary spike in reported cases.

@DiscussingFilm This is fiction based on real events. The reality is they all lived in harmony.

New trailer for the live-action ‘LORD OF THE FLIES’ series. • Written by ‘Adolescence’ co-creator Jack Thorne • Releasing May 4 on Netflix

No wonder the police suck. Look the pay.

Terrible marketing strategy that just happens to work

@MikhailaFuller @jordan_m_fuller Where the dad?

We made another baby @jordan_m_fuller ❤️. I’m going to have 3 kids under 3, and an 8 year old. Which is wild. But thank God for new life. I’ve been trying to take a happy pregnancy photo for a while and I’ve given up. It seems messed up to not have the normal joy I would with a new baby, and all my pics are depressing. The joy is hidden under grief. This year has been really tough. Interspersed with the joy of bringing a new life into the world, which I am immensely grateful for, but right in the middle of serious health issues with my dad, and right following serious health issues with my daughter (that have since fully resolved praise God). I’ve been knocked for a loop (as has my extended family). If anyone is wondering why I’ve been a bit miserable looking in the recent podcast episodes it’s because I’m pretty unhappy. I’d say depressed except I’ve experienced clinical depression and I know this isn’t an illness, it’s human sadness. Hiding off of social media doesn’t make me any less unhappy, and then rumors start, and I don’t need that on top of everything. So! You may see some somber looking photos until things get better. Life isn’t always all rainbows and sunshine. As for dad, because I need to mention him when I post or that’s really the only response I get, he’s still really sick. Rumors are starting to swirl around online, fueled by sick psychopaths, and my family really doesn’t need that. We’ll explain what’s going on next week now that we finally know (it took months to figure out and a lot of doctors or we would’ve clarified things sooner). Prayers are appreciated still. And thank God I have faith enough to know things will get better but for now, I don’t have it in me to be super smilie (but at least my kids do). And praise GOD that the rest of my life is so put together that we can handle trials. My husband is a rock, my mom and brother are incredible. My kids are healthy. Business is good (thanks to everyone supporting @petersonacademy). So praise God there isn’t more to stress about. Part of the reason to try to get your life in order is so you can handle trials when they come. I learned that from my dad. ❤️

That same girl took my order at sonic last night

Viking Dad Responds To Aaron Clarey's Should I Join An MC youtube.com/live/oCr3yUKyd… via @YouTube

Invincible Ep 5. Hahahah he’s a man afraid of a woman’s feelings haha. Isn’t it funny! No no it isn’t. He’s literally Superman. He should not be afraid of a human woman.

Tv Show Idea: A show where Captain Picard (now retired) sits around with his grand kids and tells stories of his adventures. Acted out by younger characters playing his crew.

So season one of “Foundation” is a bunch of peaceful settlers fighting “middle eastern” looking suicide bombers in a desert… the irony here.

@FWPlayboy No

Ever work extra hard to get a girl in bed only to discover she has a trash pussy?