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Wayne Rooney - Manchester United’s leading goalscorer, England’s leading goalscorer, 14 years in an England shirt representing his country, No MBE. Harry Kane - hattrick against panama and penalties, rewarded with an MBE. Can’t quite comprehend what the fuck is going on but ok.

is this a joke? him and his partner losing their baby is awful and you can say you feel bad for him without acting like he’s football’s biggest victim, he’s football’s biggest child. ronaldo’s had an amazing career, his own actions and words are what’s ruining his legacy.

this stat padder has blagged his way through every tournament he’s been apart of

Harry Kane has now scored 1 non-penalty goal in his last 13 games for England. Crumbled when his country needed him the most again. One of the biggest big-game bottlers in the world. This game showed us why he’s got 0 career trophies. A specialist in failure. #ENG

this fraud will be forgotten within a year of him retiring

yes we lost the game lads, but what i think we should take away from this tournament… is harry kane spaceing a penalty that would’ve levelled us with 10 minutes to go in a world cup semi final match. #ENGFRA

@dcunited @WayneRooney it’s not an overnight job the team is absolutely shambolic, but he’s the only man for the job

💬 @WayneRooney shared his thoughts following last night's match in Charlotte ⤵️

@1BitchiestBitch crawl out of callie’s backside ffs. you’re reppin a professional victim, trauma dumping SCAMMER. but na 98% of the community must have it wrong.

@dcunited @rorymolleda @WayneRooney so from sunday you will be known as wayne rooney’s dc yanited.

🦅 Wayne's watch begins on Sunday. #DCU || #VamosUnited

@dcunited @WayneRooney fought for the squad from the minute he got there. no one reps a badge like this man. they don’t make players like him anymore.

📸 July 28, 2018... @WayneRooney is prepared to give everything for #DCU again in this next chapter ⚔️

@dcunited @morrisonravel Rooney knows what he’s doing.

✍️ Inked in Black-and-Red ⚫️🔴 #VamosUnited || @MorrisonRavel

how is this is an unpopular opinion? this should be the consensus

@charb009 @dcunited @WayneRooney how clueless can you be. the team was relegated cause of points being deducted, in the relegation zone people were on this bird app was gobsmacked by the job he was doing

@dcunited @WayneRooney Gets relegated and walks into an MLS job. Must be nice.

👔 Welcome back, Wayne 👏 The club is excited to announce @WayneRooney as the new head coach of D.C. United.

@dcunited @WayneRooney Rooney when he saw you lose 7-0

@dcunited @WayneRooney The only man for the job. l Wayne Rooney’s DC United.

Ruthless competitor. Fearless leader. Wayne is ready to take the helm in D.C. 👊 #DCU || @WayneRooney

@dcunited @WayneRooney now give him a decent budget and we move

@rorymolleda Wayne Rooney’s DC United.

It’s time… 👀🤭 #iykyk

@dcunited you could’ve just had him as a player coach from 3 years ago and skipped this excruciating step you know?

Were you guys expecting some other announcement today? 🤔🤐

@dcunited let’s go. WAYNE ROONEY’S DC UNITED.

@FabrizioRomano @MLSist @GettyImages @rorymolleda confirm pal?

Wayne Rooney set to be appointed as new DC United manager, as per @MLSist scoop. Agreement now in place - after Rooney’s decision to leave Derby County days ago. 🚨🇺🇸 #MLS Contracts being prepared - Rooney joined DC United as player in 2018 and he’s now back as head coach.