Violet_Imp

Ponos saves Sinope from Hell, while Io sees a slice of Heaven! Check us out here! globalcomix.com/read/5cf31617-… #globalcomix #indiewebcomic

When dudes be like "I'm him" this is exactly what comes to mind

200 year old farmhouse and I have no tac light. Gotta hit em with the ol "Hark! Who goes there?"

I wish I had cooler fans (The Wish was impossible to grant)

I’ve never even considered “every Pokémon is someone’s favorite” included Conkeldurr. Maybe I’m a bad person.

@ArcSamaa @DukeGrave2 Well. There goes any shipping ideas.

@DukeGrave2 Technically, yes she's a 5-year-old homunculus created by the Demon King. She just has the physical body and growth rate of a legendary adult hero.

UNO Reverse 😂

I was at the Airport on St.Patty’s day and the Krispy Kreme they had there had ONLY green doughnuts and it made me think of this stupid idea of Superman not realizing the doughnuts were kryptonite or that the cashier was Lex Luther who kept offering him more kryptonite doughnuts.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

been trying those grown up au things for fun and im only confident about eddys design

Fallout New Vegas is $0.99 on Steam buff.ly/VZOTbmK Deck playable also on Game Pass Premium

@m0pan_ I hope there's a sequel where she finds the right person for herself.

I merged the layers after the mosaic as I don’t think her uncensored face is the point. I also didn’t expect it to pop off that so many people would be dissecting how she would actually look! and it’s been months so I legit forgot what I exactly drew for her face

Let's get this bread.

Do you think he keeps a pair of handcuffs in his hair, too? Here us here! globalcomix.com/read/5cf31617-…

You know what? He's right. As a PC gamer, I am personally responsible for every game that has failed. I don't build the game, I don't write the game. I don't market the game. I don't set the price. I just commit the cardinal sin of not buying the game. How could I do such a horrible thing like have standards for what I buy. I deeply apologize to all of you for allowing the game industry to fail by not buying games that don't interest me. I promise to continue doing absolutely nothing to help bad games succeed.

@TheColbster94 @janiac_the @ThimasCerealMan @PandasAndVidya Update, it still never was. All of season 2 just forget it exists.

@janiac_the @ThimasCerealMan @Violet_Imp @PandasAndVidya twitter.com/Violet_Imp/sta… Hoover Dam was never mentioned meathead

Emil, where's Mr. House's anti-missile laser defense network?

Going back in time and erasing Toy Story from the hard drives

pullin' up in the patty mobile