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Monday brunch 🧺🕯️

@Distant_Warrior @imagesaicouldnt Sharpie

@imagesaicouldnt Sherapy: both a name and a prediction.

@imagesaicouldnt Of course modern = retarded

@RRR0BYN I mean he’s right

Mommy vloggers on Instagram are using audio of a famous Austrian Painter over their reels 💀 what timeline is this?

@MeanTweetsRule @bennyjohnson AI ahh

@bennyjohnson God Bless & Godspeed. 🇺🇸👍🏼

I’m really glad you posted this. The biggest regret of my career was not fighting back against this op. In the early days, BuzzFeed was just an aggregator. The editors trained us how to drag and drop content from all over the internet. No regard for copyright or publishing standards. But things change fast. BuzzFeed leaders hung their massive editorial problems around my neck and fired me, all while mass deleting tens of thousands of articles from other BuzzFeed staff who faced zero consequences. They tried to kill my career. It was a lot for a 26 year old to handle. And I almost killed myself. But here’s why I’m writing this today… No matter what you’re facing, no matter how dark or unfair or insurmountable, God’s got you. God created you. God has a purpose for your life. Today, my media business is thriving. We have 17 million subscribers. I love my job and the company we’re building. And none of it would have happened without me being fired from BuzzFeed. Don’t ever give up.

@AF_Insight Yes

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@HannahWardEdu The kind of marriage we should all strive to have!

"how do you get so much done?" MY HUSBAND! I'm not superwoman - I promise. I just have a very supportive husband. If you like my work, it's thanks to my amazing husband giving me the time and space to make it happen. ❤️

@cardamomkiss Yes. YOU’RE A GREAT MOTHER!

Would anyone like to yell at me about anything today

You’re getting deported by Bussin’ Bobby and his emo Asian sidekick whether you like it or not.

Emailing myself to-do lists everyday 🫩

@amandaperera This should be the standard 🥹 so sweet

Don’t settle for a man who doesn’t pray with you and for you. I used to pray for my man before I met him, we started praying together from day one, I still pray for him, for his success + protection, and he’s been praying for the health of our future children since the day we met

@RealBenLuigi So real

A man can have all the bimbos in the world and still be miserable. What he truly craves is a woman who isn’t just with him for his success or for the lust of the moment; but one who has stood by his side, has a delusional level of belief in him, and more than her own happiness wants to see him achieve his goals. ‘Who can find a virtuous woman? For her value is far above rubies.’ - Proverbs 31:10

@IBCking01 AW 🥹

Just a little man

I didn’t appreciate it enough. Hell. i don’t appreciate now enough. Perfect nostalgia reminder to appreciate what you have now. Because some day you will be looking back on right now with a similar nostalgia.

For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

@UshaVanceSmells You have to do this with any LLM to get based content

No fucking way 😭

@haymes_joshua @BenZeisloft I love this. And congratulations to you and your family! 😊 What a blessing

Baby Daisy Anne Haymes has landed! 45 minutes ago we welcomed my third child into the world! She is beautiful. Just like her mother. It is nearly inconceivable to me but almost half the country believes that little Daisy wasn’t fully human 46 minutes ago. They believe that mothers should have the right to put their own babies down like animals. With every new child my wife and I bring into this world I am orders of magnitude more motivated to abolish abortion in these United States. As it stands, my children are slated to inherit a blood soaked America that is under the judgment of God. The blood of 80 million little babies cries out for justice. By God, we will put an end to the bloodshed and establish equal justice under the law for the unborn! We must protect the fatherless and speak up for the voiceless.

@ClNEMANYA @screamnhorror When did it get serious? Half of the reviews and comments are bait 😭

I miss when Letterboxd was just viewed as a film diary and wasn’t all that serious

@dissidntdad Woooaahhh you’ll have to keep us updated. I’m about to start placing bets

🚨UPDATE: one of the dads just reported a pregnancy. The arms race is heating up!

@Violet__Kitten I like to throw myself off every single curb, stair, ledge and window I can find. Of course only when I’m wearing my kippah

Do people really get injured enough to warrant all these personal injury lawyer commercials

@HannahWardEdu I need this for my future children 😍

Bracing myself for the negative reviews saying that my new curriculum is "too American".