Marybeth

@no_queso Right?! I mean damn that’s quite the expensive in app purchase 😳

My kids have recently started playing a game called ‘worm.io’ and I sincerely hope they never decide to ‘unlock now’

@frogtosser 💓💓💓

I know my limits. I mostly know when and where it’s not safe to drive. When I heard of a recent suicide, I could feel the depression gaining like a big truck w/ its headlights off bearing down on my little roadster. I decided to take a turn to a better road. Best decision ever.

Can any of my local news folks please share how the people who were seriously injured at @gaylordrockies this weekend are doing? Especially the kids. @KyleClark? I don’t care about ‘their ongoing investigation’ but I do want to know how the human beings are doing.

We were supposed to be checking in in a couple hours for some fun in the sun. Heartbroken for families whose fun ended so badly today. This is awful.

Some of my house plants had a little fruit fly problem that was driving my husband crazy so I brought a beautiful jumping spider in and she handled it like >that< and now he has a problem with the spiders (she had babies, oops) so I’m going to buy a house lizard next

She’s suddenly so grown up.

@frogtosser How cool Becca!

Here’s a photo of me feeding a squid to a sting ray while on vacation last week in the Caribbean. It was an amazing experience. I will admit to making a funny face for the camera.

@no_queso Man I dunno but two minutes later a tiny kid toddled by with his family and I was sure it was going to end with him grabbing it 🫣

What do we think internet, should restaurants have these on public sidewalks?

Teenagers are definitely an experience

@frogtosser For Black kids, gun violence has been the leading cause of death since 2006 :-(

According to the CDC, 1 in 25 kindergarteners will not make it to their 40th birthday due to gun violence.

@CC_Laurange Damn :(

I have about seventy three bottles of sunscreen on but I still look like a lobster. I’m becoming increasingly convinced it doesn’t actually work.

@mitchellbyars Awww! So you’re now learning the fiddle in an effort of companionship?

It sounds like my neighbor has decided that this moment is the perfect time to start learning how to play the banjo.

On this day in 1916, Ota Benga, an African native who suffered inhumane treatment by being kept in a zoo, committed suicide. He had been kidnapped in 1904 from Congo, and taken to America and exhibited at the Bronx Zoo with monkeys. A THREAD!

Anyway that’s that.

I suspect our Golden has cancer and I don’t think I can deal. He’s literally everyone’s favorite family member. I just can’t.

They let Trump back on Facebook but they won’t let me back on because their in app 2factor Authenticator system is broken. I guess being an asshole really pays off.

@CC_Laurange Another amazing puzzle solving but FUNNY one (you play as a goose wreaking havoc/ causing mischief in a village) is untitled goose. It’s so funny.