VirGoddess🔮♍

Hi👋🏽 👩🏽‍💻 I'm a new Back-end Dev at one of the FAANGs ✍🏽️ Typescript and Kotlin are the languages I work with professionally. 📚 I am a voracious reader 👽 I love anything supernatural , especially aliens. Exorcisms are where I draw the line. 🎶 I sing/narrate my life

Yall why do middle schools have late football games on school nights? Rediculous!

@Kwame_Cody Thank you!

@VirGoddessss You got this 🔥 🔥

I'm killing this structured databases class. 💪🏾

@_tradeadjacent That's exactly what she was supposed to do!

so i am at work and a accidentally swept a woman’s foot. apologized and she asked for the broom. i was confused cuz the first thing that crossed my mind was she was gon hit me. i gave it to her. she spit on it and handed it back to me

Amazon aka the hell hole telling ppl to come in 5 days a week is not surprising lol.

Tried drinking my coffee today with Ensure as creamer for protein. Don't do it yall.

@LawrenceDCodes That sounds like an amazing Saturday! I wanna take my kids to a battle of the bands one day! They've never been.

@VirGoddessss Battle of the Bands, picked up some things at the Nike Clearance store, lunch at Cookout - all in Whitehaven. Smashed some Bryer's cookies n creme and about to veg out until the football games tonight 👍🏾

Happy Saturday yall, what are you up to? I'm doing homework and trying not to fall asleep.

Not my instructor making video explanations of why I didn't get 100% on every assignment I didn't get 100% on. Like showing me my mistakes in 4k is emotionally damaging! 😂

@Whitley__Bree Yessss! Twitter is my lil diary too. 😂 No ppl I know in real life, just internet cousins so you can say whatever. 😂😂😂

Deciding to refrain from posting on IG and other platforms(besides Twitter because this is my diary) was the BEST thing for my mental health. Actually living, traveling, creating new experiences, being THAT GIRL etc. and choosing not to post it on sm>> Happy and healthy🤍

@Darryl_Cook 😂😂😂

@VirGoddessss Facts..

Took pilates for the first time Monday and I thought it was pretty easy. Today I feel like I got hit by a mack truck. Sneaky 😅

@Whitley__Bree Facts!!! 🤸🏾‍♀️💅🏽😍

@VirGoddessss Either way, we’re about to be snatched friend😂💁🏽‍♀️

@Darryl_Cook 😂😂 I bet them legs was shaking!

@VirGoddessss 😭 sorry. I went in talking ish to my wife about how in shape I was and how EASY itd be for ME. Karma and muscle aches were waiting for me like Birdman.

@Whitley__Bree Omg! I'll stick with this lower level of hell 😂😂😂

@VirGoddessss Girl, try Lagree! It’s even worse😩

Today I trusted my 6th grader to make his own lunch. This boy walked out the house with a peanut butter, jelly and cheeto sandwich and some applesauce. Yes the cheetos are ON HIS SANDWICH! I wish I was lying. 😩😑😮‍💨

@teneikaask_you You absolutely ATE in red!!!! 😍😍😍

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@Whitley__Bree Tell them not too much on my friend 🤣

My sister: What type of event did you think that this was? My cousin: You know that she’s a pageant queen(I’m actually not lol) Me: Look, it’s not my problem that you people are always dressed out of code. Punishing me for being the Beyonce of the family is crazy😒

Then only being halfway decent at most of it. 😮‍💨 Don’t even let me add work to the mix. I’m probably going to be a forever SAHM! Ladies I see y’all!! How are y’all managing it all???

Being a woman+mom is a lot of work. Coordinating everything from being a good mom and wife, maintaining family and friendships, self-care, exercise, girly self-maintenance, mental health, spirituality, goals, meals, outings, appointments, trips, household care, organization etc.