kairos zero

@Gavin_McInnes Dude weed

The guy decided not to have kids because he needed more spare time. His wife carried their dog in a baby backpack and almost killed herself when it died.

@CoffeeVectors @runwayml I just realized I’m really high when she said “oh wow”

Like A Party // Seedance 2 @runwayml

@IterIntellectus I want to say abortions but I won’t because I’m a gentleman.

what’s the female equivalent of a man playing video games?

I want to say abortions but I won’t because I’m a gentleman.

@unitygames I'm hear to enjoy the whiners.

Unity AI is now in Open Beta 🎉💫 We believe AI has the most impact when it helps creators move faster while staying in control of the creative process. Use our built-in agent tuned for Unity workflows or connect the AI tools you prefer via AI Gateway and MCP Server.

@ak48503 @sama you have to go back

@sama Why are most of your posts so poorly written, Sam? You begin every sentence with small letters, sometimes miss a coma or full stop, and do not even give a hint of what you're tweeting about.

ok its not the most important thing we've ever done but i find it more useful than it seems on the surface. check out pets in codex! (and try hatching one)

I can't stop thinking about gremlins.

@PlayOverwatch Just a man and his turrets on their way to deport third worlders.

Just a man and his turrets on their way to ____ 💥

"ChatGPT can make mistakes. Check important info." No... I don't think I will.

@sama Jobs destroyed. Businesses created. In the future, pants will be optional.

"post-AGI, no one is going to work and the economy is going to collapse" "i am switching to polyphasic sleep because GPT-5.5 in codex is so good that i can't afford to be sleeping for such long stretches and miss out on working"

Fast and Voluptuous

scuffed game dev log GPT 5.5 just kind of does things

@sama I want to walk in on my ai girlfriend watching pr0n.

feels like a good time to seriously rethink how operating systems and user interfaces are designed (also the internet; there should be a protocol that is equally usable by people and agents)

@pepecoineth The people pointing out that its Jesus last supper don't realize how much more esoteric it makes the whole memetic situation.

time travel pepe

@Apogee_Ent snow board game with yellow snow XD

Do some players just need a little “yellow paint” in their games?

scuffed game dev log I did the thing where I go to work on the game but break it right away and spend all day trying to restore it.

@sama please sir, I want some more

we still get looksmaxxed on frontend a little but we IQmog hard now

I require more tokens, Sam.

Meatbugs btfo

Soldier 76 does not teleport. He jogs with spite.