Joe Richards

Tier 10 will just be Boris circling your house, giving the order to snipe you down if you put the bins out

@DutchChelseaFan @Kevin4fingers23 @_EyushVick @Wolves This was written off when we played West Ham For a goal their keeper had zero chance of saving Sa couldn’t move forward from his line with Silva literally pushing into him Consistency is all I (and I think every fan) is asking for

@VistaCalista @Kevin4fingers23 @_EyushVick @Wolves Silva literally DUCKED and backed-off before Stones headed the ball. He had a clear view

Last minute heartbreak at Molineux. 🐺⏱️

@DutchChelseaFan @Kevin4fingers23 @_EyushVick @Wolves 1. Lead up to the goal, Nunes clearly fouled Guedes but ref played on. Arguably, lead up to this goal wouldn’t have happened 2. Silva impeded Sa before the header. We’ve seen VAR chalk off for less, including Wolves-West Ham (where Chirewa was only offside, not shoving)

@Kevin4fingers23 @_EyushVick @Wolves Tell me then, how did they get robebd?

Beabadoobee headlining the Radio 1 Stage later #leedsfestival2024

@sweatystartup @Glenn_Owens17 Tight arse loser mentality

@Glenn_Owens17 These kids have more than 99% of kids. They can handle not having a second chance at a cone.

This kid saved up all week for an ice cream. Spent $5. Dropped it after the 5th lick. I didn’t buy him another one. Life is hard, he took it well.

@sweatystartup @Glenn_Owens17 It’s $8 a month for your useless blue tick $5 for an ice cream. Your job is make your son happy and not take his photo to farm engagement for your crappy online lifestyle You’re a proper wrong’un

@Glenn_Owens17 My job is to make him strong. I do have his back!

Getting Elden Ring Flashbacks with this music #OpeningCeremony📷 #Olympics📷

@fesshole I’ve heard countless similar stories about destroyed essays And in this case, it sounds like history is repeating itself

Regularly burned stuff on the school field on the way home with mates. One day we went to the History office, picked up papers & burned them. Found out the following day in assembly they were the top set's hand-written GCSE essays. I burnt my own essay. Sweet irony.

The opening ceremony just played metal music, shown a decapitated Marie Antoinette, and then rained fake blood over the River Seine My 6-year old son: “This is relaxing” #OpeningCeremony #Olympics

@MarianneLevy @richardslouisee

My tiny son was asked by his school to draw a picture of his favourite interest/ hobby

@fesshole Offer a man money and he'll eat for a week. Offer a man sex and he'll eat out for a day.

As a student I done odd jobs. Once agreed £25 to build some Ikea furniture for a stunning bored housewife. After job done, she offered to pay me with sex instead, like something from a porno. I was completely skint so declined and asked for my £25 so I could eat that week

Apologies to both Germany and Spain We deal with Anthony Taylor weekly in the Premier League. We’re used to the nonsense and have built a tolerance. Please consult your doctor if your symptoms of shock and dismay persist #ESPGER #EURO2024

It's a dogs duty and Daisy was up bright and early for it. Too bright - you can hardly see her outside the gates with the sun shining! So here she is at the field, enjoying a well earned game of fetch #dogsatpollingstations

Agent Cunha at work 🇧🇷👔

@hasanalnaqour @England It’s well offside. I’m surprised he bothered celebrating

@England How is that offside twitter.com/ez379pnz/statu…

The goal is disallowed for offside following a VAR check. It remains 1-0 to Slovakia.

Anyone who dropped acid before Coldplay must be freaking out by now #glastonbury2024

@fesshole Sounds like you scared the shit out of your wheelie bin

Live next to a popular dog walking spot. Keep getting random people putting their dog poo bags in my wheelie bin. Put one of those halloween props in there that jumps at you when you open the lid. 1 guy didn't see the funny side & banged on my door for 10 mins. Didnt answer.

Don't want to exaggerate but surely Gareth Southgate must be facing some kind of custodial sentence for what he's done to this group of players?

With a heavy heart, I tell you that my father, Donald Sutherland, has passed away. I personally think one of the most important actors in the history of film. Never daunted by a role, good, bad or ugly. He loved what he did and did what he loved, and one can never ask for more than that. A life well lived.

A team looking for individual brilliance to win a game instead of...you know, being a team #DENENG

Spotted at Download Festival