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Friend: “We’re all just cosplaying as ourselves.” Me: “I feel like myself would have much better costumes.”

@TheHomelyBadger Sounds like you could really use a wish right now

can we pretend that planelyns in the night sky are like shooting stars

@TheMirzaBeig Tastes like destiny and friendship from what I understood

Paopu fruit w/ realtime shaders. ✨ > from Kingdom Hearts. I'm not sure how this [fictional] thing would taste or what would happen after. Maybe you think you can 'glide' off the balcony like Sora. 💀

@ScarletNoct @WhatHeSaidVO Biology community: “ehhh technically Fish do not exist” Also Biology community: “fish refers to aquatic animals meeting certain criteria” If meat exists and fish do not, then fish is not meat. If fish refers to a group of aquatic animals, and animals are meat then fish is meat🫠

@WhatHeSaidVO @VoiceOfRYeason EVEN THIS ANSWER IS SO BEGRUDGING ABOUT IT like, it doesn't like this answer, it's upset to tell it to you what the actual fuck I wasn't prepared for this I have to live with this now

I was really not expecting, when visiting my conservative family recently, for the hottest debate to end up being my mother arguing this. “It’s not meat. It’s fish.” “Mom, it comes from an animal.” “A fish isn’t an animal.” “W-What? What is it?” “It’s a fish!”

@goodbye__horses @MSGsFromMSGOP @MeidasTouch There’s regret in them thar eyes

Oh he is beyond cooked. Charred, in fact.

@WhatHeSaidVO And cat. Definitely “and cat”

there is no alarm clock quite so effective as the rhythmic hork of a puking dog. -sun tzu, the art of war

@tangledtxtposts I just started rereading Shards, too …I’m about to have the “Unreachable” condition for the foreseeable future

PSA because one of my fav fics updated - Shards 2: The Starless Sky, the epic sequel of Shards - with Three Chapters (35-37) that are all fucking amazing and everyone needs to know Link to ch35: archiveofourown.org/works/28482363… 💃

@Y3LPs @TheHomelyBadger My schedule got busy after the final ch. posted & last I saw on the server was whatever company used to make it couldnt keep the design or use it for themselves. I got confirmation that they wouldn’t keep it on file and wouldn’t post it for marketing purposes whatsoever.

@Y3LPs @TheHomelyBadger It took me 663 calendar days to complete this sidequest, from oath to delivery...

I guess I should post these, huh? Noxus Warhorses and Bangle City Red Pandas logos from my amazing friend @TheHomelyBadger's fic, Run at the Cup.

@cinnotomon I had to get stitches because I saw a pretty girl.

Guys pls tell me the stupidest way you’ve gotten injured/gotten a scar I need it for writing purposes. Like for example I scratched my hand with a broken phone case and it scarred. Stuff like this please

@mattxiv Just two Hals being pals

last sentence took me out

@ADHDForReal Whoof. Rules AND behaviors. “Why is that your reaction? It kinda seems like the *least* effective way to respond to that…” The delightful subspecies of neurodivergents known as the “Could-You-Not Kids” 🧐

@TheHomelyBadger Buried in our own ashes until trailers start lighting those fires

you have no idea how over it had to be for us to be this back

@catprotano Definitely glad you’re ok!

I hate LA drivers!!! Got rammed into by a semi on the freeway and lost control of my car for like 15 seconds while it rammed me through different lanes. I’m completely fine, just shaken and happy to be alive.

@sapphicctwt Ship was seaworthy—in my heart—and I sought permission to come aboard when Asami’s first ep originally aired. ‘twas the last ep I got to see or hear about til 2015 though. Me not knowing: I still gotta finish it! I just wish they were canon 😔 Friend: …oh have I got news for you

People always say that Korrasami wasn’t obvious but people have 100% shipped straight pairings for less. You can’t tell me that no one would start shipping from these scenes alone if Asami were a man. Not even including the handholding and taking care of Korra in the wheelchair

@tavcambria I actually have a folder labeled hot tav for this very (virtually any) occasion

I AM SERIOUSLY LACKING ON BG3 CONTENT WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE HOT TAVS SOMEONE GIVE ME 400cc OF HOT TAV STAT

@melissamedinavo I sing the Oscar Mayer jingle whenever I spell “bologna” and I’m happy with that.

I really want 90s commercial trends to come back so badly. Have some damn fun, make a cool-ass jingle, use fun voiceover, show some personality. No one likes watching commercials, might as well make them fun & interesting again.

@TheHomelyBadger Huzzzaaaaahhhhh!

my ability to write a self contained oneshot has been destroyed anyways here's chapter 1 of my arcane/bg3 mashup ft. harper caitlyn and guild agent vi archiveofourown.org/works/54142750…

@lwiann Knocked her out while only temporarily hostile. Took the armor and weapons since she had CAMP CLOTHES. Back to the main screen- she’s naked! Returned her armor- still naked. Came back after a LR- still naked. Even gave her weapons back and left. Show up at Moonrise Still. Naked.

oh my god i looted minthara after knocking her out and shes just naked in moonrise 💀💀💀💀💀

@AveriusVO So fast! So determined! Conqueror of stairs and hearts!

@VoiceOfRYeason Then check this biz out!

May I introduce to you: Maple 🍁