Simon

Just found out about 9/11 guys wtf....

@LSPDPIO hey i almost got hit by the black(i think it was a mustang) at the stoplight on 291, when will that be in the news so i can add to my story im telling people

@YumiMain he do be hung in the wiener department fr

Hey @ItsBlarg so your Youtooz finally came in and like 3 frogs leapt in front of my car on my way home from work so like, thats an omen or something right? #blarg #youtooz #Frog

@MadMan7978 @lucylyds there are no accidents. booze cruising that cart into a lake or river is the path. the battery yearns for the water

@VoidJesus @lucylyds I had an accident with a cart once so I’m a bit scared of them

Do people actually like golfing or do they just want an excuse to drive the lil carts

@MadMan7978 @lucylyds no need to lie buddy the carts are the highlight

@lucylyds Uh, yeah, I do. It can be very fun. I primarily do it with my dad so I guess that’s the reason I play

@lucylyds It is an honor to singlehandedly reduce the potential returns on muskrat's investment

@VoidJesus I think you do enough for the both of us

Bummer that Twitter kinda sucks to use now :(

@EliLikesRice you gotta try tacos with hot dog buns next time

Peanut butter jelly the long way. Anyways, after I finish breakfast, the boys and I are hopping on Grounded to finish it!(for real this time) twitch .tv/EliLikesRice

@McNasty vlog/face reveal idea?

its crazy that its not illegal to just go into petsmart and buy like 8 gerbils and start grillin em in the parking lot.

Some more motive for the Tiktok ban and hearings:

@lockontech I really wish I could stop learning about the happenings with kanye west through vague tweets/posts

First video I've uploaded in a fat minute. Love that Barotrauma just recently went to 1.0 release so what better way to celebrate than use footage from before the full release lmao youtube.com/watch?v=K7HAWH… #barotrauma

“The captain's job is to wipe everyone's ass.” #Barotrauma

@xXcinnabunXx depends how much time do you have

@VoidJesus what is wrong with you

Happy birthday @xXcinnabunXx i whipped up a cake for you

@premiumbusiness I’d rather pay my own father to rail me than pay for your dumb ass check mark

taking a minor break from the shitposting to say that Bastille might have had the one massively overplayed song but they still make bangers that bring attention to great causes youtube.com/watch?v=BuWZ-6…