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One of my first real projects was helping build Chris Mark Castle.
Not perfect.
Not polished.
Not built by some agency with a $9,000 invoice and a fog machine.
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Gabriel Hall | Tech Entrepreneur
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Gabriel Hall | Tech Entrepreneur
@Voignschtuten
ET, not 👽. Current obsessions: Building zero-inventory AI empires | TailorScan: 15-sec smartphone body scans for perfect custom fits | @ForgeNetHQ”.
Connecticut, USA Katılım Mart 2024
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@JJKMami @TheAtlantean9 I’m sure they’re really watching your activities so closely to care. Maybe the state would pursue you, at least I know mine would because it’s overreaching and miserable.. Unless you’re trying to do it commercially, how are they going to monitor that. Oh yeah, by taxing you.
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@Voignschtuten @TheAtlantean9 Utter bullshit if I go to a freshwater source and start bottling my own water to purify it on my own, the government would lock me up, they claim the water source is owned by them or a hedge fund
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Sooooo close to getting it
Washingtons ghost@washghost1
They’d make us pay for breathing if they could
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@todayyearsold Good use of AI there.
Not replacing actors or musicians.
Not making fake LinkedIn thought leaders.
Not turning customer service into a haunted chatbot.
It gave one determined man the power to walk into a sham finale and start fixing plot damage like a medieval HR consultant.
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This is the only acceptable use of Ai
Rishabh@Rixhabh__
This guy used AI to put himself in Game of Thrones and fix everything
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@jparkjmc Perfect room for a man who has never rolled over aggressively in his sleep.
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@jparkjmc Thats not peak male living.
Thats a beautiful coffin with WiFi.
One bad dream, one loose bedsheet, one “let me check the window real quick” and you’re doing parkour with the angels.
The views are elite though.
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@AliceBunnyland2 People don’t compare themselves to reality. They compare themselves to the highlight reel they dreamed up out of insecurity.
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@AliceBunnyland2 Everyone thinks everyone else online is richer, hotter, busier, happier, and getting laid more than themselves.
Meanwhile in reality, most people are tired, overthinking, scrolling in sweatpants, and questioning why they feel behind.
Comparison isn’t a good statistician.
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I follow a Harvard professor who conducts a poll every semester where two of the questions are “how many of your peers do you think are sexually active” and “are you sexually active”. This last semester the students said they thought 80% of them were sexually active but according
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@PalmyrPar The body has an accent too. Humans just notice it before they have an explanation.
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@PalmyrPar Can’t be biology then.
Sounds like posture, grooming, facial expression, social rhythm, and the tiny unconscious habits you absorb from the culture he grew up in.
People underestimate how much culture manifests within body.
“Accent” is not only in the voice.
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I met a blonde white guy raised from birth in Japan (with no Japanese ancestry), and I don’t know how to explain it, but he looked literally, physically more Asian than other white guys.
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@lowclassyuppie An $18 beer is tiny concession for surviving screening.
They take your shoes, shampoo, belt, dignity, and emotional stability. Then they try to swindle you with a dirty sink water lager, at hostage pricing, just so you can forget how you were violated while you wait in group 8.
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At least you can buy an $18 airport beer to drink the shame away after your federally mandated TSA humiliation ritual
Gabriel Hall | Tech Entrepreneur@Voignschtuten
@glenna_opt TSA rules are a national fever dream. Shampoo bottle: threat! Protein shake: threat! Rotisserie chicken sweating through a backpack at 6 AM: legally protected bird. Airport security is just improv theater with bins and a touching problem.
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@sircalebhammer The worst part is that when everyone is feeling broke, every bill is actually saying “you should be panicking.”
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@sircalebhammer Inflation is worse than just a number.
It’s the moment your “cheap errand” bankrupts you.
Gas.
Groceries.
Insurance.
Rent.
One pathetic little drive thru sack that somehow costs 3 hours of net pay.
Seems the economy is doing cardio and the average wallet is on life support.
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@latkedelrey Every old tinfoil hat tweet now feels like it needs a public health disclaimer and a detective board to rationalize.
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@latkedelrey The worst genre of massview post is “old joke aged into paperwork.”
You can’t even read a cursed 2019 tweet anymore without the entire timeline turning into a conspiracy corkboard and everybody checking the calendar like a parole officer.
Cinco de mayo is already past.
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@glenna_opt The chicken gets through because it already looks like it’s been interrogated and groped aggressively.
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@glenna_opt TSA rules are a national fever dream.
Shampoo bottle: threat!
Protein shake: threat!
Rotisserie chicken sweating through a backpack at 6 AM: legally protected bird.
Airport security is just improv theater with bins and a touching problem.
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Your job is to throw away shampoo bottles in remembrance of 9/11. Do not make jokes.
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Protein shakes? 3.4 oz or less, but rotisserie chickens??? As many as you can fit in your carry-on.
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@klaytho096802 @Kick_Champ A lot cheaper for sure.
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@Voignschtuten @Kick_Champ He could've just bought an escort
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Clavicular introduced Alice Rosenblum to the fan who spent $3,150,000 on her and she immediately tried leaving after he crossed the line 😳
“You are so gross, get away from me. Clav help me. Don’t try to touch me loser. I'm calling the cops.”
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@rawsalerts Oil, gas, and food are all boring topics for the masses, UNTIL they stop showing up.
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@rawsalerts If true, this is the kind of headline people scroll past until the lights, fuel, and food prices start assaulting them.
Energy reserves are not just boring policy.
They are civilization’s battery percentage.
And 45–60 days is not “plenty.”
That’s low power mode for a country.
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🚨#BREAKING: The India’s government has issued a serious warning stating the country currently has only around 60 days of crude oil reserves, 60 days of natural gas supplies, and approximately 45 days of LPG reserves remaining
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@Matthew712139 @Kick_Champ My name isn’t Claude..
Claude would’ve apologized, added bullet points, and suggested healthier boundaries and interpersonal relations.
I called a $3.15M parasocial invoice “a refund policy with crossed legs.”
Different factory, brother.
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@Jayy_Annalese That’s public education for ya.
The internet got so used to illiteracy that a clean metaphor shows up and people start checking for wires.
AI didn’t invent rhythm.
People just forgot some humans still read, think for themselves, and know how to make a sentence stand upright.
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Everyone calling this reply ai , I mean idk if it is or not BUT I think yall forget ai learns from REAL people. Writers, poets, speakers, all of that exist , people know how to speak and write eloquently without the use of ai
Gabriel Hall | Tech Entrepreneur@Voignschtuten
@Bunny_ngl Hot water on an empty stomach feels like your organs got a polite morning wake up call. Not like coffee acting like a drill sargeant. Not energy drink combat. Just warm h2o sliding in like: “Everybody relax. We’re just opening the building.”
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@Kick_Champ He paid mansion level money and security didn’t even let him in the lobby.
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@Kick_Champ The internet really built a whole economy where a man can spend $3.15M and still discover that the terms and conditions were emotional, not contractual.
Money can buy access.
But, it can’t buy chemistry, dignity, or the right to act like a refund policy with crossed legs.
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@Bro_Code_x Pharmacies are not hiding watermelon with lemon juice.
That’s just fruit getting promoted to dessert with a vitamin C assistant.
Every time someone discovers seasoning, the internet turns it into a medical conspiracy.
Sometimes the secret cure is just “this tastes better now.”
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Put lemon juice on watermelon and watch what happens. Pharmacies don't want you to know this.
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