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@IanKChege @georgediano Ati 2 or 3 coming regime, it will be forever labda after 300 years when we are all gone. Remember everything is on record (videos, documents etc

@georgediano Kitu mimi Najua is that Kalenjins ,sisi Watoto wao will have a very difficult time when it comes to vyings for the bigger seat for the next 2 or 3 coming regimes ! Ruto hasn't only failed individually but amebeba the whole Tribe with him ! Watoto watainherit bad perception !

In Rift-valley, there's a cold war between Koti Moja, Mandago, Oscar Sudi, Kipchumba Murkomen, Aaron Cheruiyot and Faruk Kiberiti. They actually don't see eye to eye, and from the look of things, Sudi may not make it to another term as Kapseret Mp. They spent days plotting to divide the Mountain, only for the Rift Valley to develop an even greater rift. Sisi kama walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@TeyaKevin I also don't carry my ID everywhere, I just take it when I need it like to go to the bank or something

Why do you always seem to have issues with security agencies? What's so hard about showing your ID and moving on?

@AnuarSaddat Youth leader hananga msimamo😄

Pati Lida has forgotten he is in Broad Based Government. Things are moving very fast 😂😂😂😂😂 Us we just bring you news, so you don’t miss it.

@DonMogire Where is this

Sikuizi hawaogopi...They do it in broad daylight! They never learn...Aya.

“Ksh.3B bribery demand behind BATUK licence renewal delay,” DCP leader Gachagua says

Hyena anthem. Thaai nyumba ya Mumbi. ⚖️

@cliffordtchoyi Masai wataanza kuwa na ma single mother soon 😄, uyu hawezi kubali kukaa kwa nyumba ya matope

I swear mimi ndio wakwanza in my bloodline kuona hii....alloo

@AlionyaRoseline Don't talk about issues you don't understand, they are living because of corruption

Madness is you telling investors not to invest in Kenya, and when the investors go you start crying. It's MADNESS. You should be happy they listened to you. I know you are only crying because it's Nanyuki, ingekua Coast ungefurahi sana.

@Lm_matoke Why😂😂😂

Bana what are you people smoking? #RugbyKE #Prinsloo7s

@Wanjiru2027 Siwezi fagia

Uganda is being run like primary school ati kuna national Sweeping day😂😂😂 wageni are being forced to sweep na sio their trash

When was this?😭

@EstinWilliams 😄😄

@baroswahjr hawa jamaa hawanijui!

@Kenyans Gachagua will be on the ballot

We were paid during Gachagua's impeachment - Junet Mohamed

@Gitz__ 😂😂

Kwani ulikua unataka kuchipo Gloria Orwoba ?

@CyberPunk_J Siwezi guza😄

Huyo jamaa wa jaba ataenda kupeana story kwa baze watu wakose kuamini😂

@AtworiYa Walimu wote ukua na their own unique characters 😄

Mnakwanga aje ...😂

@PejozKe @ouma_neko Wah! Hapa ni equity Kasarani, this boy is from mwiki, he had just got out of prison. Vijana wa mwiki wamependa crime sana, kwanza phone snatching

The new rehabilitation center in Shooters Utawala is operating without government funding. One young phone snatcher was caught after trying to rob pedestrians on a motorbike. Instead of being rushed anywhere, the elders reportedly enrolled him in a 40-minute "Life Skills & Consequences" seminar. Attendance was compulsory. Graduation requirements included: Accepting every slap as a practical lesson. A face pinch so intense he later claimed it felt like they were plucking sins out one by one. Listening to a full lecture on why stealing is a terrible career choice. Publicly confessing Jesus as Lord and Savior before being released. The boy arrived home looking like he'd just returned from a three-day spiritual retreat. His only complaint was: "Those elders are too brutal. One of them pinched my cheeks as if salvation was hiding under the skin!" Since then, whenever he sees a motorcycle, he remembers Matthew, Paul, Mark, Luke, John... and the five elders who introduced themselves personally.

@Gitz__ What was he thinking 😄

Why women live longer than men

@rigathi At least Murang'a tumeanza ku recover from izo madhambi za Betty na kibeti yake, ako kamama ni bure sana

Welcome home, Governor Irungu Kang'ata, where you belong. Today at Wamunyoro Residence, I was pleased to receive my younger brother, Governor Irungu Kang'ata, Governor of Murang'a County, as a member of our party, DCP, the party of the moment and the future. Since its inception, the DCP Party has grown into a strong national party with millions of followers and thousands of prospective aspirants ahead of the 10th August 2027 polls. We now have a Member of the National Assembly and three Members of the County Assemblies from across the Country, reflecting the face of Kenya. As we prepare for the next General Election, we are determined to be the majority party in both Houses and the majority across County Assemblies. With me to welcome Governor Kang'ata were the party's Secretary-General designate, Senator John Methu; DCP National Organizing Secretary Senator Mithika Linturi, Murang'a Senator Joe Nyutu; Kirinyaga Senator John Kinyua; Laikipia Senator John Kinyua; Kirinyaga Senator Kamau Murango; and Kiambu Senator Karungo wa Thangw'a.