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🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani to permanently fund NYC libraries and parks. Libraries will no longer have to plead for funding each year.

Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K+ potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows. THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!

The new right might be the first movement in history to make it a point of policy to leave behind an uglier world than the one it inherited, to actively strip it of its treasures and ensure posterity is deprived of as much natural beauty as possible

Miller Lite is debuting a soccer ball beer holder that fits up to 12 beers. The Miller Time MVP Matchball will go on sale before the World Cup for $19.75.

JUST IN: Business schools are slashing MBA tuition by as much as 50% due to falling demand.

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A 10-year-old wrote MAGA Congresswoman Virginia Foxx for a school project. He chose to write about an electric vehicle tax credit. Something he thought was good for the environment. Virginia responded by attacking him and his teacher for being propagandized. Her words: “your teacher will not be able to give you a good education as they are too interested in indoctrinating you... How sad.” An 80-year-old woman. Attacking a 10-year-old. For doing his homework. These people have power over your life.

The underlying source of all this SEC racism discourse is that the pride many southerners held for the confederacy was directly transferred onto their regional universities as a coping mechanism after they lost the war. It’s why college sports have always been so big in the south

*explaining to J how I really want a cookie but it has to be a specific cookie with special things in it and I know I’ll only be happy if I make it because it will be right* J: oh god, are you pregnant??