Tim Ireland

I think we've found this years Christmas Number 1

Congratulations to our very own @howard__tess on winning the @TimesSport Sportswomen of the Year Changemaker Award! Tess has fought for more inclusive clothing policies and has deservedly been recognised this evening. Congrats Tess!

It's alumna @BBCTwo

@JPeterson1988 @CambridgeTA Good luck Josh!

Looking forward to getting started 🎉

@SpikeDEth @fesshole Err not really

@fesshole Why should you? That's electronics not electrics

I've been an electrician for over 25 years and still have no idea what an ohm is.

Watching @andy_murray on #BBCTennis is always difficult to turn off

@vonnie_aka_MB @fesshole Is that like four candles?

@fesshole Clearly no one in this thread has ever heard of ear candles.

Once I was in the shower & put my little finger into my ear without thinking. Twisted it around & out popped a huge clod of dark ear wax that must have been blocking my entire ear canal. Genuinely one of the most satisfying moments of my life & I really wish it would happen again

@EnglandHockey Terrible news. Sending love to her family and friends

We are all deeply saddened by the news of the tragic death of Grace Kumar in Nottingham on Tuesday. Grace was a popular member of the England U16 and U18 squads and our thoughts are with Grace’s family, friends, teammates and the whole hockey community at this time.

@BarryWi51541339 @BBCSport Three more than you

@BBCSport Well done but it’s SLAMS that define you

The moment Andy Murray picked up his first title on home soil in six and a half years 👏 #BBCTennis

It was great to welcome @thehockeymuseum last night to present Olympic Dave’s family with his cap, as well as present again Nick Thompson and Jo Ellis theirs. We also welcomed Tony Robinson’s cousin, Chris, who accepted his. Thanks to @VonIreland for organising & all who came!

Great eurovision themed pre-run briefing at @coldhamsparkrun this morning. Puns galore! #saveallyourtokensforme #loveparkrun

No holding back on tonight's #universitychallenge

@FlyBHX Please register me for flight updates on flight TOM7681 on 2023/02/18 11:40 GMT+00:00 RSRC:101

@garethjmurtagh Banging show so far!

@AvivaUK @RevRichardColes Doing more for customer service than you might realise Jake!

@RevRichardColes Good suggestion! I'm sorry you may have been "disenchanted" with Aviva but if you have any issues, please do send me a DM so I can help 👍 ~ Jake

@SBInspiresport @inspiresport @KESBham went there to play hockey in the 1970s thanks to Harry Deelman

A warm welcome to St George’s College from Argentina, starting a 16 day tour of the UK. 90 tourists, 4 sports, 24 fixtures, from London to Edinburgh. Have a great time! @inspiresport 🏉 🏒 🤾‍♀️ 🏀 🇦🇷 🇬🇧 #sportstours

@jonathancoe If the top thirty changed completely every week it would take 26 years to get to 40,000 different songs!

@Cambs_Traffic Can they do Newmarket Road while they are at it?

⚠️UPDATE: #A603 East Road, both directions, #Cambridge; earlier delays have started to ease following reports of a large pothole in the road. Repairs are expected to take place under temporary t/lights today. Please avoid the area if possible & allow extra time for your journey.

@StuartRowson You have leftover chocolate on 3rd January?

My head knows it’s January 3 - but my appetite is still lost in the maelstrom between Christmas and New Year. As such, where’s the leftover chocolate?

@itsbeef @DC_NoExcuse I love that there is a chiropractor next to a gym!

The Renault drew our attention in Newton Abbot due to a faulty brake light. After he stopped we recognised him as someone we arrested just before Christmas for drug driving in a different car. He tested positive again and had no insurance. Vehicle seized. One in the cells.