Simon Hastings

3 times on the bounce ? That's bang out of order. Not fair #TheWheel

The music in this is doing my f'ing nut in. #lordoftheflies

@AlisonMoyet a bit late to the party but a banger's a banger

#itvx on smart TV is dog shit. Won't let me catch up with the #Lionessses

Victoria didn't become queen until she was 18. She wasn't queen at 15 so tech... nic......ally 🤷 #beatthechasers

Literally nobody gives a s*** who it is #BeatTheChasers

@timfarron Not with that cringe worthy clown in charge. It's embarrassing

Is this the tipping point? With an irrelevant Conservative Party and a deeply unpopular Labour government, Liberal Democrats now have an historic opportunity and a grave responsibility to be the last best hope against the dangerous populism of both left and right.

@SkyNews They'll never be taken seriously with that ass hat at the helm. They're a joke

Liberal Democrats leader Sir Ed Davey marched into the party's conference in Bournemouth in what Sky's political correspondent Amanda Akass described as a 'joyful' moment intended to set the Lib Dems apart from 'divisive politics'. More Lib Dems news 🔗 trib.al/zM0QXAa

You telling me he rode almost 2000km from Rome to Castillo in Spain on that scooter ? 😂 Don't think so. #ThePopesExorcist

Well that opening was a lame load of shite. Just why ? 🤷 #GBBO

@dom_lucre That whole family is bat shit

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Hollywood actor Will Smith’s daughter Willow Smith uploaded this video with crazed eyes snapping on fans for ‘overacting’ to her Instagram post that asked ‘who ate all the pu**y’ Willow: ‘Y’all niggas so dense you forgot funny ‘

@brucedes 60 years on its very naive and irrelevant. It's almost comical. It was of it's time I guess. 2025 nukes,well,it's over for everybody.

Michael Aspel discussing The War Game and looking pretty good for 92. Not sure if I can bear to watch The War Game itself on BBC4 now - I saw it at college when it was still 'banned' on TV and haven't forgotten it.

What the f***ing hell is going on 'ere #DestinationX

That one off motherland is like her character in real life. #sharkcelebrityinfestedwaters

Being a horrible C*** all your life like Joey Barton must be exhausting. His attitude towards the #Lionessess is tragic. But,ya know, a misogynistic wife beater and all that.

If we can have the ball for a bit that'll be great thanks. #Lionesses

@England @Lionesses Why is Agyemang not starting. She's proved herself invaluable.

Here. We. Go! 💪 Tonight’s @Lionesses to take on Spain in the final. Kick-off is at 5pm (UK) on BBC & ITV 👊

@Lionesses We will know what England team has turned up within the first 15 minutes

So...how are we feeling, #Lionesses fans? 😅

@B7frankH Or indeed the Wong Won

A North African migrant in Spain tried to rob a Chinese tourist. Unfortunately for him, he picked the wrong one! -Dr Maalouf-

@Lord_Sugar @Wimbledon Boris Becker's tax man

Who is going to win Djokovic or Sinner @Wimbledon