Carol Hafner for Congress

Life expectancy of 49? In America? This is a disgraceful statistic. This is #genocide. #NativeAmerican communities deserve better. As Congresswoman for ALL of Wyoming, I will stand up for #indigenous communities. #WindRiver #wypol #Wyoming #Reservation Vote #CarolHafner 2020!

@CalltoActivism 😻💥🌏🔥👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🇺🇸

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Lauren Boebert’s worst nightmare just came true. Her new Democratic opponent Eileen Laubacher is a former military admiral and a badass mom who wants to defend our Constitution. Repost far and wide to send Boebert into a meltdown!

@JoeMyGod Math/engineering question, pumpkins: how much do all those tanks weigh as they repeatedly bang down #WashingtonDC streets? “Minimizing” damage? How much acceptable damage is #Trump suggesting is fine? Stop this money pit fiasco b4 any more is squandered💰🍟🍔⚡️🔥🇺🇸💰💰💰💰💰💰💰

Luigi Mangione’s response to a supporter asking him how he remains so chill: “I spent 1.5 years living on a broken spine that I could feel sliding around every time I stood up, walked or rolled over. After you have fought & won internal wars nothing external can ever phase you.”

lets do this one instead

@MikeSington About those cups of procreation cocktails a certain billionaire offers women…?

Kid Rock says America has a low birth rate because “no guy wants to sleep with ugly ass, broke, crazy, deranged liberal women”.

@JamesTate121 What’s commentary from @XHNews @PDChina @ChinaDaily @KimJongUnthe?

Trump has ordered Federal Departments to purchase and erect huge banners of his face on all federal buildings at an estimated cost of $184 million. Trump says: "they do it in North Korea and China to show respect for their supreme leaders, so why shouldn't we." Via Robert Elliott

@sandibachom Consistency is documented-🍔🍟⚡️🔥💥💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰🇺🇸

Do you understand now how Trump bankrupted ALL his businesses? Now it’s America #ETTD

@LorenzoTheCat @RaquelRegalado This is her most pressing priority in @Miami? #HurricaneSeason starts in two weeks-how about addressing lack of preparedness?

Heartless Cruelty: Miami-Dade Commissioner @RaquelRegalado is leading the charge to make feeding stray animals in Miami-Dade County a crime. Shame on her. Meeting to be held Tuesday May 20th.

Today, the U.S. Attorney General’s office chose to move forward with a trial over trespassing charges at Delaney Hall. While the charges are unwarranted, we will fight this. Grateful to everyone who showed up in support. This is bigger than me. It’s about all of us.

The last time Saudi Arabia sent us a plane.

@nowthisimpact The world isn’t amused🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏🌏⚡️🔥💥🍟🍔🇺🇸

The Department of Homeland Security is reportedly in the early stages of considering a reality TV show concept called ‘The American’, where immigrants would compete in various physical and cultural challenges across the U.S. for a chance to fast-track their citizenship. The show, pitched by a producer of ‘Duck Dynasty’, envisions contestants traveling by train and facing regionally themed tasks, with the winner being sworn in as a citizen on Capitol Hill. While some reports claim DHS Secretary Kristi Noem supports the idea, DHS has officially denied that Noem has endorsed or reviewed the proposal, stating it is just one of many pitches under review.

@AJamesMcCarthy @BachsRescueRemedy for pets could help his stress🐾🐾😿❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

How do I reassure him that a trip to the vet isn’t the same as being abandoned at a shelter?

@Ronxyz00 How about his plane does a stop over in #Sudan ? #Sudan_War_Updates

@JoJoFromJerz Ask dude for list of those items & pricing changes. 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — it is a cult of the dumbest dumbfucks who’ve ever dumbed.

@SilverARTicfox Interesting job transition, isn’t it?

@allenanalysis Why is this not surprising?

🚨BREAKING: Mexico just confirmed 17 relatives of cartel kingpins crossed into the U.S. last week. Part of a backdoor deal between Trump’s team and the son of El Chapo himself. The same man who built a wall to “keep them out” is now cutting deals to bring them in.

@Mollyploofkins You didn’t let her near the planes, did u?

When my grandma started doing her make-up like this, it was time to take the car keys away.

@harshdeeprapal Oh. @GQStyle?

If you have enough money, no one will ask you if you have a business suit. Or, shoes.

@farrah_yvette Cause of the fire known yet?

A fire is ripping through Nottoway Plantation in White Castle, Louisiana. Some history: -In 1860, John Randolph (who enslaved 150+ people) owned it -It is now used as event venue, hotel and museum. It was the largest remaining antebellum mansion in the US

@drdave1999 Go back to blissful sleep!😻😻😻😻😻😻😻🙏

I’d thank God that Bill Clinton is President.