Fake Vylor Seeds

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Fake Vylor Seeds

Fake Vylor Seeds

@VylorSeeds

Very Yielding, Lodges On Request. Breeding corn with more courage in the name than in the stalk. 🔥 new ‘Ground-Level Harvest’ system. obviously a parody

Not indiana Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Fake Vylor Seeds
Fake Vylor Seeds@VylorSeeds·
At Vylor we have the courage to admit our genetics have stalk strength of wet spaghetti. Stands proud until that July breeze, when it’s a write off while u pay premium trait fees for the privilege. Courage for the shareholders not the guy running the header thru flattened rows
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Fake Vylor Seeds@VylorSeeds·
Happy Mother’s Day. May your inheritance of values and morals be deposited in a deep dark hole - where you procure inputs that benefit all of us in the board rooms. Thank you to all the Midwest moms that created weak men to be a conduit for subsidies to come to us.
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Fake Vylor Seeds@VylorSeeds·
@DarkSoilData @Ck27126422 Correct, it is. My response was to CK as it relates to seed co’s having permission to trespass. And here at Fake Vylor, we agree with your stance. Your data should be yours, and support exercising all of your rights on trespassers or the proper compensation for your ears.
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Dark Soil Data
Dark Soil Data@DarkSoilData·
@VylorSeeds @Ck27126422 That agreement is limited to Corteva employees. The profarmer crop tour is other farmers & market advisory services--I don't want my in-field data going to them.
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Dark Soil Data
Dark Soil Data@DarkSoilData·
Think about Crop Tour this way: A modern farm is a high-tech lab. A grower invests heavily in precision genetics, variable-rate nitrogen applications & soil health. When scouts pull an ear of corn they are taking farmers' private data & turning it into a public commodity.
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Ck@Ck27126422·
@DarkSoilData Illegally. Unless seed cos have authority to trespass.
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Sean Nettleton
Sean Nettleton@sean_nettleton·
I know it sounds crazy. But how about just calling it Pioneer, and dropping all other regional brands. Few things are as recognizable as John Deere, case IH, Pioneer, and Dekalb in the Ag space. But, free advice is worth just that!
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Fake Vylor Seeds
Fake Vylor Seeds@VylorSeeds·
Generations of farmers showed real valor surviving droughts, floods, and low prices. Corteva’s contribution? Naming their spinoff Vylor so they can sell it back to those same families at a 300% markup. Respect. ✊🏿
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Dairyland Seed
Dairyland Seed@DairylandSeed·
Spring planting starts with soil fit and soil temp. Understand factors affecting soil temps from Agronomists Chad Staudinger and Brian Weller in our latest Agronomy Cafe episode. Listen and subscribe: bit.ly/42f22C8
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Fake Vylor Seeds
Fake Vylor Seeds@VylorSeeds·
Vylor = Valor minus ‘A’. They removed the ‘A’ for Accountability. Or…maybe for ‘Actual yield’ Or…‘Affordable’ Still working on the acronym… V - olunteers Y - ielding L - oads O - f R - oyalties? Either way, brilliant rebrand guys. Truly visionary.
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