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—“Sometimes I ask people to do maintenance on me even when I can do it myself, ha - ha! Isn’t that funny?”

Then I'd have to help you! I mean, it seems pretty obvious Benny wouldn't have wanted me to, but hey, not my fault I can't say no!

@Ringadingchip —“Hm. I don’t really have a way of doing that. Besides hitting you really hard, and I wouldn’t want to do that to you, so that’s off the table!”

@W1LD___CARD You need to knock me unconscious before I even get there then because there’s no way in hell I’m lettin that happen while I’m awake

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room

SUITEHEART.🂱 I need to play the DLCS for fnv, and the other fallout game but I’m way too locked in on mewgenics someone literally start beating with a hammer bruhhhuh🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

@Bug_Gh0ull —“Hello again Bug-Man.”

@W1LD___CARD Never speak again.

—“Very interesting conversations I’m having!”

@Ringadingchip —“I’m not gonna lie to you, they probably will! But, if it means you get better you should probably try it. Plus, it’d make me happy!”

@W1LD___CARD NOOOO THEYRE GONNA STICK A NEEDLE IN ME

@Ringadingchip —“Bennnnyyy. They really aren’t that scary, they’re just trying to help you!”

@W1LD___CARD Nooooo the doctors are scary

@littlec00lboy93 —“You are smart enough, I’m sure of it! Maybe try decommissioning Victor, he seems easy to earn the trust of.”

@W1LD___CARD Uuuggghhh im not smart enouhg to do rhat,,,,,

—“I think I experience ‘maternal instincts’ whenever I see that tiny Securitron. He’s really adorable.”

@thatkid1010101 —“Thank you! I really tried my hardest, I think it’s a good first attempt.”

@W1LD___CARD That looks delicious

—“I’m trying to find new ways to pass the time, so I’m learning how to cook!” “Yummy!”

@littlec00lboy93 —“Hmm. Just try kidnapping one, I’m sure it isn’t that hard if Benny was able to do it!”

@W1LD___CARD I wsnt a securigtron🙁

—“Good morning! How are we all today?”

@Bug_Gh0ull —“Okay! I will try harder, that was just my first attempt after all. As they say, it takes practice to make perfect!”

@W1LD___CARD Try harder. This looks awful. My stupid stepson could make better food than this.

@Bug_Gh0ull —“That’s not very nice. I’m trying my hardest.”

@W1LD___CARD This shit is ASS

@thatkid1010101 —“Hm. Maybe I’ll have to visit one day!”

@W1LD___CARD One second back in DC will make you never want to live in the Mojave wastes again

—“EVERYONE IN NEW VEGAS ARE FUCKING MORONS

—“Can you guys please stop making fun of Benny’s suit? I think he’s starting to get insecure about it. Don’t tell him I told you guys this.”

@thatkid1010101 —“Well, that’s not very nice is it. But, i can’t say I have an opinion! I’ve never been out of New Vegas.”

@W1LD___CARD TRUTH NUKE that is why the capital wasteland is the best east rules west drools