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Musk has made it so that paid blue checks can somehow make money when you engage with them. Don't let them profit off of you.

I wish Iran would hurry the fuck up.

I'm so tired of seeing tomatoes everywhere. In the trees, on telephone lines, in the sky, stealing fish from bears. It has to stop.

"The United States of America" may have made sense at the time, but who are we kidding in 2026? I don't care if it gets called "Swallifrstan", it would be more accurate.

@WhiteHouse @nypost It's open, just not to terrorists like Trump and Netanyahu.

📰 @nypost US allies need to get a grip — step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz

@fitzTHEgreatONE @rebmasel can do what she wants.

If you follow this woman and can comment on her posts, please tell her to put her hands in her pockets when she speaks. Thank you very much.

@MaggieMaeFish Some of us use it too much by mistake!

Americans are so stupid the way they have been brainwashed to worship oil The Sun is RIGHT THERE YOU HARDLY GOTTA DO SHIT TO USE IT !!!!!!

@WhiteHouse The sitting US president r@ped children and women

THERE IS NO BETTER MILITARY THAN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. 🦅

@marcthiessen If you support anyone who has r@ped women and children like Trump has, you're what's wrong with mankind.

If you hate Donald Trump more than you hate the Iranian regime you’re what’s wrong with America.

@elmo I thought Mr Ryan Gosling was a good person, but good people don't like rocks. #TeamElmo

Elmo did not realize that Mr. Ryan Gosling was such a big fan of rocks...

@AJEnglish How am I making money when I'm spending more on gas?

BREAKING: President Donald Trump says when oil prices go up, the US makes money, adding that of “greater interest and importance” is stopping Iran from having nuclear weapons. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/g6ia5n

It's crazy that more than half of Americans are rooting for Iran to Kirk the sitting president.

My generation went about 15 years without the US being in a "real" war. That might be a record.

I invite everyone pretending to be offended by this to name their favorite ballerina

Seems kind of ridiculous to prepare one's taxes to help fund the wrong side of World War 3.

@JasonKPargin Luke and Leia.

Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen? With the understanding that it's obviously a contest for second-place after these two freaks from Andor

@AJEnglish Germany said the same thing to the French

US President Trump offered immunity to Iranian police and IRGC members if they lay down their arms, urging them to be on “the right side of history.”

@AdamParkhomenko We've all been there...

Is Corey Lewandowski gonna have to start fucking Markwayne Mullin

@BBCWorld He makes Noem look like Billie Eilish

Who is Markwayne Mullin, Trump's new pick for Homeland Security secretary? bbc.in/3PkCzUg

Please discuss. We're in a real pickle here.

@AJEnglish Sounds about reich

BREAKING: Trump says Cuba is “just a question of time” after Iran, telling reporters the US wants to “finish this one first”. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/0avpno